The hall is filled with an eerie silence, like something catastrophical is about to happen; students with both anxious and nervous looks on their faces; gushing sweat; this is the moment they have been waiting for; today it is judgment day...
Omar looks at the questions; his mouth is dry; his cloths are soaked; pain in his stomach..."This is more difficult than I thought it would be!"
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THE FINAL EXAM
Candidate: Omar, romantic Jr. member
Section 1: 'flame'
Flame the following people as best you can. You may not use more than 30 words!
1. FoulDwimmerlaik: "Yesterday I went to the zoo and got seduced by a gorilla. I do not know if I should pursue this relation or not."
1.My flame: "If it makes you happy Foul than you should; remember: love knows no bounds!"
2.Ubik: "ROFLMDBAOFDRTRHS!"
2.My flame: "I second that Ubik!"
3. Gruntboy: "I have this terrible diarrhoea; it's going on for days now; I feel exhausted!"
3. My flame: "Try yogurt with crackers Gruntboy1"
4. T'lainya: "Thanks for that juice Brink! It really quenched my thirst!"
4. My flame: "Mmmmmm, delicious!"
5. Chrissy: "I'm sitting in my room, reading the Playgirl."
5. My flame: "Naughty girl!"
6.Darkpoet: "I'm at a loss here. There is a hole in my new underpants after just one week of use! Can you believe that?!"
6.My flame: "You have been ripped man!"
7.Vixen: "Does any of you know how much your average plastic surgery costs?"
7.My flame: "You are beautiful just the way you are now Vixen!"
8. Buck Satan: "I'm adding a new section to this site tomorrow: the Pokemon gallery. Hope you enjoy it!"
8. My flame: "Pika...pika...!"
9.Minerva: "Brains are just way cool man! It gave me a kick when I operated Waverly and played with his brain!"
9.My flame: "Brain fetish!!!?!"
10.Flagg: "I'm lying in bed, flirting with my dolls."
10.My flame: "You are pathetic!"
Section 2: 'spam'
Spam the following two serious topics as best you can.
1.Waverly: "Alright you people, this is a serious question; so please refrain from spamming (and flaming). I have been posting here for some time now and therefore I'm interested. in what all of you think of me. Would you be able to fall in love with me based on my posts? (I'm bisexual BTW)"
1. My spam: "SPAM SPAM SPAM!"
2.Weasel: "I'm so ashamed of myself! My wife divorced me because I didn't want to take her to the Power Rangers movie! I'm a looser!"
2 My spam: "SPAM SPAM SPAM!"
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This part is for the supervisors to fill in:
1.Suggestions/recommendations for the candidate:
2.Overall grade:
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Omar looks to the far end of the hall, where Dr. Weasel and Dr. Waverly are sitting on a large dias; monitoring the students with video cameras. "Something tells me that I'll fail hideously. Aargh, after so much preparations; why!!?! I gave everything I had!" Suddenly Omar feels something familiar stirring inside of him; the extreme mental pressure has awakened his basic instinct once again; his inner voice of reason...
<lock the door!>
Omar locks the door to the hall.
<grab your exam and pencil and hand your exam over to the professors!>
Omar stands in front of W&W.
<ask them to grade it imediately!>
"Grade this now, please!"
<if you fail Omar: killing spree...killing spree...killing spree...KILLING SPREE!!!!!>
"Well Docs?"