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Went to work today.....the city decided to get tough on seatbelt law... Weasel gets third ticket
It's my car and I paid for it.If I don't want to use the seatbelt I will not
Cut the end of my finger off today as well. Damn plasma cutter
One hand spamming catches on

Went to work today.....the city decided to get tough on seatbelt law... Weasel gets third ticket
Cut the end of my finger off today as well. Damn plasma cutter
One hand spamming catches on
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Yikes Weasel
I don't think I'd buy a lottery ticket today if I were you. It doesn't seem to be your lucky day 
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"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
In regards to breasts, I'm inclined to agree with you VixenOriginally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>I enjoyed most of what I;ve seen so far.</STRONG>
Um, this is meant as a joke, so If this is offensive to anyone, sorry, wasn't meant to be
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Have recently spent the last hour reading posts and doing no work at all. That damn fly farted again. Bought two bottles of drink because the weather has been so nice. Using up more bandwidth. FnM is rampant at Hay festival of literature.
HMMMM.....
Have recently spent the last hour reading posts and doing no work at all. That damn fly farted again. Bought two bottles of drink because the weather has been so nice. Using up more bandwidth. FnM is rampant at Hay festival of literature.
HMMMM.....
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
North or South Welsh?Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Local News Report : Middle of Nowhere, Wales UK
Have recently spent the last hour reading posts and doing no work at all. That damn fly farted again. Bought two bottles of drink because the weather has been so nice. Using up more bandwidth. FnM is rampant at Hay festival of literature.
HMMMM.....</STRONG>