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What Do They Put in MacDonalds' Hamburgers?

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What Do They Put in MacDonalds' Hamburgers?

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It's a reasonable question. I've heard some very original answers in the past, including a few that strike me as unfortunately possible. Your opinions, please. :)

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Nice recovery there fable :) ;) :D
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I hate it when I feel I've missed something. Thanks for the now cryptic remark, Mr. Brink. :mad: :D
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@fable; my wife has a friend that works for Monfort, one of the largest meat packing companies in Colorado. She reports that McDonalds is the single largest buyer of cow's eyes in the world!! (After all, it is 100% beef :eek:
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Originally posted by Anatres:
<STRONG>@fable; my wife has a friend that works for Monfort, one of the largest meat packing companies in Colorado. She reports that McDonalds is the single largest buyer of cow's eyes in the world!! (After all, it is 100% beef :eek: </STRONG>
yum yum! i had a few of them for lunch yesterday! :eek: :D :D
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Kangaroo. :eek:
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i swore off mcdonalds after they bought out all the local roy rogers in my area. the just closed them for a year sold them to gas stations or turned them into mcdonalds.

i miss roys. :(
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@Brink, you stay on here too much. ;) :D

You ever think that there may be a tie between this thread and the one about eating live insects?
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No. No. No. The cow eyes go into the shakes and soft serve ice cream. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>No. No. No. The cow eyes go into the shakes and soft serve ice cream. :rolleyes: </STRONG>
ok i dont get those---so im safe! :p :D
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>No. No. No. The cow eyes go into the shakes and soft serve ice cream. :rolleyes: </STRONG>
No that's horse hooves. :eek:
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Post by leedogg »

i was always told that they took the flesh that was left on the bones and cheeks and anywhere else that doesn't get sold somewhere else to make the burgers. ;)

kind of like they do to make vianna sausages. :eek:
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Hmm - a McDonald Spambuger consist of:
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Post by Craig »

It's the mystrious meat paste !When a H&S bloke comes into the factory,
"Hello what are you puting in there?"
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"It's meat paste "
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Post by vixen »

One of my friends is a manager at MaccyD's and he swears that the food is 100% wholesome and pure. I think he's been brainwashed. He does get me the happy meal toys though...

I've heard that they put lard in the milkshakes... :eek:
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Post by Weasel »

In my life experience....I have seen everything from hair, to roaches in MacDonalds' hamburgers. I don't believe it was there on accident either.
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Post by vixen »

On a slightly different burger-chain note, my best mate found clingfilm inside the chicken in a Kentucky fried twister burger once. She wasn't impressed.
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Stop I'm starting to get hungry.
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Post by vixen »

Originally posted by KramoR:
<STRONG>Stop I'm starting to get hungry.</STRONG>
I'm feeling quite nauseous actually. I'm eating my dinner while I'm reading this...
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