Movie Lines

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:09 am

What lines from movies can you corrupt by inserting the word spam more than once.

"I can sense a disturbance in the spam"

Any others, post 'em up!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:27 am

Rommel, you magnificent spamster! I read your book!

Rommel, you magnificent (EDIT)! I read your spam!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:51 am

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam."

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 11:03 am

"I see spam people" Weaseal I told you to stop sneaking on movie sets!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 12:29 pm

The Matrix:

Tank - "So what do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo - "Spam. Lots of spam"

Morpheus - "Unfortunately, no one can be told what spam is. You have to see it for yourself."

Star Wars Trilogy:

Obi-Wan Kenobi - "The Spam is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

Obi-wan Kenobi - "You will never find a more wretched hive of spam and villainy. We must be cautious."

Obi-Wan Kenobi - "The Spam can have a strong influence on a weak mind."

Darth Vader - "I find your lack of spam disturbing."

Darth Vader - "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Spam."

Yoda - "Judge me by my spam, do you?"

Yoda - "Try not. Spam... or spam not. There is no try."

Moff Jerjerrod - "The Emperor's coming here?"
Darth Vader - "That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of spam."

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Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:16 pm

ROFLMAO Georgi!

"May the spam be with you"

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:22 pm

"Soylent Green is SPAM!!!"

Dangerous10K · Post by **Dangerous10K** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:27 pm

Termanator 1

Hey you cant do that mister
(arnold loading shotgun)

Arnold:Spam

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:30 pm

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a spammer. I coulda been somebody..."

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:37 pm

"Go ahead... Make my spam"

Men In Black (the c0ckroach scene)

Will Smith: "Where you going?"
Tommy Lee Jones: "I'm gonna get my spam back"
Dives into c0ckroach mouth

[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Nippy ]

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:38 pm

Gort! Klaatu, Barada, Spamto!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:17 pm

"Spam has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that spam doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!" (Starship Troopers)

"At my signal, unleash spam."

"I am required to spam, so I spam. That is enough."

"He will bring them spam, and they will love him for it."

"We who are about to spam salute you."

"Today I saw a spammer become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome."

(Gladiator)

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Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:23 pm

Damn Georgi, how many films do you watch?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:30 pm

Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You want spam?"

Daniel Kaffee: "I think I'm entitled."

Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You want spam?"

Daniel Kaffee: "I want the spam!"

Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You can't handle the spam!"

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:34 pm

Laureen Bacall, in To Have and Have Not:

"You know how to spam, doncha? You just pucker your lips...and blow."

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:43 pm

Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: "You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Spam, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Spam in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill Spammed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that Spam smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:46 pm

Let my Spammers go!

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:47 pm

"Secret's in the spam." Fried Green Tomatoes

"Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the spam." Now, Voyager

"LOOK, MOTHER! SPAM!! ooohhh...SPAM!!!" Psycho

"I'm not bad. I just spam that way." Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a spammy night." All About Eve

"Your eyes are full of spam, Forty-one. That's good. Spam keeps a man alive." Ben-Hur

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:54 pm

Kingpins

ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"

Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Spamming. Lot a spamming."

ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still spamming?"

Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 3:01 pm

GhostBusters

[Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door.]

Dana: "Are you the spammaster?"

Venkman: "Not that I know of."

[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again.]

Dana: "Are you the spammaster?"

Venkman: "Yes! Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here."