you heard it funny things about yourself
this is mine
i have pointy ears (its true!!!!)
Funny things about yourself
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cheesemage
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Well since you asked, I'm a Vampire Ninja who hunts Extraterrestrial Lesbians bent on bringing about the return of Disco (the Discocalypse). My sidekick is the man who single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon, Apollo Creed. 
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
I hang upside down during the night and drink milk through a glass straw, all while singing mary had a little lamn, and listening to Lionel Richie singing Hello and playing the banjo to the tune of Kermit the frog's Rainbow Connection.
What are you looking at me like that for? Never seen an Aussie?
What are you looking at me like that for? Never seen an Aussie?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Ummm i can stick money to my forehead and keep it therre for hours at a time (depending on how much i laugh )
I can also hum while whistling
BTW the link doesn't work, yet.
[ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
)I can also hum while whistling
BTW the link doesn't work, yet.
[ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
We all hunt lesbians, Kayless. Just for different reasonsOriginally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Well since you asked, I'm a Vampire Ninja who hunts Extraterrestrial Lesbians bent on bringing about the return of Disco (the Discocalypse). My sidekick is the man who single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon, Apollo Creed.
Can you say Slap and tickle fight?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Stopping Alien Disco Lesbians from reinstating the horrific era of Disco is reason enough for this Vampire Ninja to fight the good fight (that and the slap and tickle fightsOriginally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>We all hunt lesbians, Kayless. Just for different reasons
Can you say Slap and tickle fight?
)Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
It's all lies i tell you lies!......um maybe not.
Yeah well i thought no one was posting and he did ask.... this is what happens when i am bored, way to much information is divulged...
My mum says i should eat porridge, but it's disgusting any other solutions?
Yeah well i thought no one was posting and he did ask.... this is what happens when i am bored, way to much information is divulged...
My mum says i should eat porridge, but it's disgusting any other solutions?
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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fable
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@Craig, I think what our colleagues are saying is that people prefer to keep a certain distance, even among their casual friends, about their private ticks. All the more so, when chatting on the Internet.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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KidD01
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In my case the term funny should be considered weird. I happen could sense something. Something which I refer is kinda vision that may be happening to people I know at present or in the future. Couple of friends sometimes ask me for opinion if they are stuck on something or should we say having problem. Downside of this thing is I got migraine afterwards
I'm not dead yet
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cheesemage
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