Try chocolate chips in your porridge. It probably won't make the porridge any better, but it'll take your mind off the sludge and increase your cholesterol.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by Colin:
<STRONG>I talk to hampsters and speak fluent yiddish. I speak to the hampsters in German, only the gerbels speak yiddish.</STRONG>
ROFLMAO!
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.