CE:s laboratory for brain disorder and degeneration

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:32 am

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
Darkpony: ??? What'd I miss? I'm a doctor now too? First it was Waverly, then Grunt, now me? Don't you have to go to school to recieve a medical degree anymore? Btw, I like you bedroom

I paid ten bucks and got you a diploma. It's in the mail. Oh by the way you are a brain surgen.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:35 am

Hi, folks.

Is there a charge for taking a seat in the observation deck? And can we bring our own alcholic beverages and banners?

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:36 am

Darkpimento: Thanks for the degree. I'll give you a free ad in my from space in return, as a thank you.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:38 am

Hey there fable

.Ready to watch the show??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:41 am

Um... there's too many doctors, and they all look a bit soused

My personality? Hmm. I'm shy, reserved, and bookish. I don't think the problem stems from *my* behaviour. I feel that others are to blame for my problems. I was hoping you could identify and punish the guilty parties.

<as is if to underscore the depth of his denial, Waverly winks at CE and tries to catch of glimpse of her in backlight so he can see the silhouette of her curves beneath the frumpy lab coat

>

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FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:43 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
<as is if underscore the depth of his denial, Waverly winks at CE and tries to catch of glimpse of her in backlight so he can see the silhouette of her curves beneath the frumpy lab coat >

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:45 am

"Mr" C.E?!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:58 am

Stripping has it's time, and research it's time.

@all: of course the observation seats are free, and my lab staff will also serve beverage and light snacks on request Just don't ask what it is

@Waverly: Very interesting desciption, there, very. And thanks for the forms.

Now, to the "piece du resistance" - the positrone emission tomography. I will begin with injecting this radioactive ligand in Waverly's blood (Waverly's face turns white when he sees the size of the canula), and then put him in this scanner for some time. This is the most time consuming examination, so while we wait, feel free to perform other experiments on the patient.

Waverly, you may speak and post normally while in the scanner, but you can't move since your head is fastened with a metal helmet. If you find it boring to just lie here, I have these IQ-tests for you and the other scientists here will surely keep you occupied with challenging tasks

Now, I'll have to analyse the data collected so forth...

OMG

(looks at the anatomical pictures of Waverly's brain)

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 04, 2001 8:58 am

*Shoves Waverly off table*
My turn

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:01 am

@Brink, indeed. I've got a baggie, too, for the discarded bodyparts, and a bottle of marinade.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:02 am

@Fable, I have a gas grill, ready to start cookin.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:06 am

ROFL.

OMG! Craig has burst into the theatre. Quick! Pass me the sterilised rusty chainsaw, this is the surgical moment of my career I've been waiting for!

<CRAAAARRRKK SLORSSSSSSSSSSH BUZZZZZZZZZZZ SPEWWWWWWW GGRRRRRRIND SSSPPURRRTTT>

At last, I have a brain the size of a pea I can match up with Foul's miniscule pecker!

Success

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:07 am

Grunty: ROTFLMAO

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:14 am

Grunt: LMAO

I had no idea you were so funny

(Hmm..for some reason I keep misspelling simple words...wonder what's wrong...)

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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:15 am

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
<not too surprisingly, he sees a penile shaped lump that has been inexpertly duct-taped between "her" legs. Suddenly, Waverly becomes very interested in further experimentation>

Shhh, Foul, not so loud. This was supposed to be a secret, Waverly must not know. It's not a real penis, it's my newest invention, a soft, dildo-shaped device for giving rectal electrical shocks. I've hidden it beneath my coat so Waverly does not see it, and then, in the middle of the PET exam, I will rapidly insert it into Waverly's rectum and measure his shock reactions.

That's very important data

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:17 am

C Elegans: ROTFLMAO

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:20 am

Originally posted by C Elegans:
It's not a real penis, it's my newest invention, a soft, dildo-shaped...blah, blah, etc.

So *you* invented the dildo? I think Viv and Lainy are outside, they say they want your autograph. Now about this procedure you propose... I assume you developed a baseline response using your own reactions as a control?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:20 am

Darkp!ssed off you might want to change your sig.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:28 am

Due to the unusual nature of Waverly's brain, I have now increased the radioactivity 23-fold compared to normal.

(Waverly is shining like a christmas tree. He looks quite pleased. CE suddenly inserts the electroshock dildo into his rectum and switch on the current. And most strangely, the is NO RESPONSE at all from Waverly's nervous system! Instead, he starts humming Frank Zappa's "hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown"
CE is most surprised. Does anyone has an explanation to this?)

Unfortunately, I have to go away. After having looked at the anatomical MR and CT pictures of Waverly's brain, I have concluded I have to consult a zoologist for categorisation of species. I'll be back in good time for Waverly to come out of the PET scanner

@Craig: welcome here and look closely, I planned you to be my next research patient

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Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 04, 2001 10:33 am