CE:s laboratory for brain disorder and degeneration

[Waverly]

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>95% of the women will think of men, whereas only 6-7% of men will think of men. </STRONG>

Ah, very clever. So am I sane after all, doctor?

@DP: What is a sethethscope... and does it have anything to do with the box of tissues next to your bed and the playboy under your mattress?

[ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

[vixen]

@dp- did they remove your teeth as well?

30-40 times a day? Is that the thoughts that you have whilst actually indulging? Or is that the number of fleeting thoughts you have during the day.

[Darkpoet]

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>@dp- did they remove your teeth as well?

30-40 times a day? Is that the thoughts that you have whilst actually indulging? Or is that the number of fleeting thoughts you have during the day.</STRONG>

No, I still have my teeth. It's probably the four Guinnesses I had with my dinner.

[C Elegans]

Waverly, I will not comment about your sanity until my examination is finished.

(Btw, nice eh...haircut)

Now, 1st part of the stress test:

(Waverly is sitting on a chair, wearing a straitjacket for safety reasons.
7 beautiful young women dressed in skimpy clothes enter the room. Slowly, the position themselves right in front of Waverly, and start stripping their clothes off.)

Waverly, please give me a report of how you are doing.

[C Elegans]

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>30-40 times a day? Is that the thoughts that you have whilst actually indulging? Or is that the number of fleeting thoughts you have during the day.</STRONG>

That is fleeting thoughts, they didn't count thoughts occuring while engaged in sexual activity.

[C Elegans]

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Watch his hands Doc. C, I heard he's like an octopus. </STRONG>

DP, how could you know that's exactly what the zoologist consultant said when I showed him the pictures of Waverly's brain?

[Darkpoet]

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG> DP, how could you know that's exactly what the zoologist consultant said when I showed him the pictures of Waverly's brain? </STRONG>

Minerva, made a comment that there was something not right. When she looked into his brain, she said it was frighting.

[Brink]

Don't mind if I ask,but what experiments have already been conducted in here?

[Waverly]

@CE: This is *hardly* stressful..ooh I made a pun.

<Waverly is fascinated by the strippers, and after spending a few moments looking at their naked forms, makes a point of looking directly into their eyes. The strippers are in awe... never has a man been able to look into their eyes so deeply while they were completely naked.>

[vixen]

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>That is fleeting thoughts, they didn't count thoughts occuring while engaged in sexual activity. </STRONG>

No because you're watching the TV on the sly...oops sorry, gazing at their handsome face during the act.

[Darkpoet]

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>
No because you're watching the TV on the sly...oops sorry, gazing at their handsome face during the act.
</STRONG>

What no candle light, some nice music and a bottle of wine?

[Waverly]

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>What no candle light, some nice music and a bottle of wine? </STRONG>

What do you need with a candle and a wine bottle *during* the act. You are more complex than I give you credit for DP. I am newly impressed (and a scad frightened )

[C Elegans]

@Waverly: (Igoring the bad pun) This is not *supposed* to be stressful, if it was, you would be in a more severe condition than I first thought. The stress elements will appear soon.

2nd part of the stress test:

(The 7 girls are dancing nude in front of Waverly. One after another they are making comments about how good he looks and how intelligent he is (ATTENTION: I paid them very well to do this, and they are all trained actresses).
Each one of the girls suggest that they would like Waverly to go with them into a small, private room at the back of the lab. But the trouble is, Waverly is only allowed to choose ONE girl, or he will get 10000 volts through his genitalia.)


Waverly, what are you going to do and why? Observe that I will not take off the straitjacket yet

[ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: C Elegans ]

[Darkpoet]

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>What do you need with a candle and a wine bottle *during* the act. You are more complex than I give you credit for DP. I am newly impressed (and a scad frightened )</STRONG>

The wine is for putting out the fire.

[Darkpoet]

Have a good one all.

See you later.

[Brink]

8 hours and the doc is still the test subject????

[Waverly]

@CE: Do I get to talk to them, or do I choose only on looks?

<Waverly is very sad that he must choose one, but is too wise to lose his opportunity and end up with 10K volts as his only company. He selects the auburn haired, green eyed beauty with the athletic build>

Now if you had offered *all* them in exchange for the shock...


Edit: bye DP

[ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]

[Brink]

DP-See you later buddy

[C Elegans]

Bye DP, see you.

@Brink: 8 hours is nothing, many examinations take several days. Only due to the efficiency of my lab and the great cooperation from the patient, have I managed to shorten the time. (CE chooses not to mention that she forgot the patient in the PET scanner for several hours)

Waverly has been doing anatomical and functional brain scanning, personality tests, IQ tests and I have collected background data. dr Grunt has also collected some fine stool specimen. He is currently going through his last test, only the last part remains. Then, I will make a diagnosis and recommend a treatment

[Brink]

Okay,I'll be back here observing (I now have a lot of information about the regular posters here at SYM )