Wild Wild SYM

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun May 27, 2001 9:08 pm

I'm working on finding some more dancing girls

Must be off though... bye guys

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun May 27, 2001 9:12 pm

Georgi-Good luck in your quest to find more dancing girls

.Good night and pleasant dreams

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun May 27, 2001 11:20 pm

Georgi: I have been looking for dancing girls (especially thse who kick as high as you while wearing as little as you) for a good portion of my life. Let me know if you find out where they've been hiding all this time.

Vehemence: I would be willing to fulfill (sporadically) any roll you need. I've had a bit of theatre experience, I actually live in the desert, very near where many old westerns wer filmed, and my Great Great Great... Grand-uncle really was John Wesley Hardin.

(The man who was so mean he once shot a man just for snoring)

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Mon May 28, 2001 12:12 am

@Vehemence & Brink: I'll sign up as Sheriff Brink's deputy....

That is if I may ride a fast horse, have some fancy guns and spend most of my time over at the saloon....

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Mon May 28, 2001 1:03 am

Originally posted by Karembeu:
@Vehemence & Brink: I'll sign up as Sheriff Brink's deputy....

That is if I may ride a fast horse, have some fancy guns and spend most of my time over at the saloon....

*checks script* Your in luck!

Seems Deputy Karembeu is a bit of a drunkard

Gwalchmai: Well, since you've got a theatric background, how bout running the local theatre/playhouse in town

You'll be in charge of the dancing girls, Georgi will, of course be head dancing girl

Ok, so we need some henchmen... why am I suddenly thinking Darkpoet...hmmm

And of course the town drunk... no no, not Karembeu, he only gets plastered when he's not on duty. We need someone drunk all the time, and able to slur his speach, and chat up the ladies... FLAGG!!!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:11 am

Welcome aboard,my drunkard deputy

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:16 am

Originally posted by Brink:
Welcome aboard,my drunkard deputy

Cheers mate....I'll do my best to uphold law and order....especially in the saloon....

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:27 am

K-Since you love the saloon so much,you can be the saloon owner if you want

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:33 am

Originally posted by Brink:
K-Since you love the saloon so much,you can be the saloon owner if you want

Nah....I'd rather be the drunkard Deputy....your right arm....live to serve and protect and all that cr*p....

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:34 am

K-Just don't get drunk when you're on duty

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:37 am

@Sheriff Brink: Well *burp* of course not....how would I be able to handle my guns then???

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 2:41 am

Now,what was that burp sound I hear??

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:02 am

And then one afternoon, a stranger rode into town...walking the horse at an easy pace, as if time could wait...(okay, that was lame

)

The stranger stopped in front of the saloon, dismounted, and tied up the horse. A figure wearing a long brown duster coat and a broad-brimmed hat (concealing the face) strode in, and went straight up to the bar, leaning against it.

In a soft, barely-audible voice, the stranger said: "I'm a lawkeeper, and I'm sober. Your sherriff got a need for a deputy?..."

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: loner72 ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:07 am

OOC:It appears that we do need an audition for my deputy

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:12 am

[I want to be the town drunk and fool who can't shoot straight

Got an opening?]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:14 am

Waverly-Sure,if you can put up with the antics of the other town drunkard(Flagg),why not??

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:16 am

"I'll just sit right here and drink my sasparilla till y'all decide..."

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:18 am

B.T. Duyba the scourge of the SYM.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:24 am

The following is a joke

Basic requirements to become the deputy:
-Must have basic gun training
-Must be sober when on duty (drunkard's are welcome to apply as long as they can abstain from drinking during work hours )
-Must be able to crack jokes when we're in deep crap
-Must be of Lawful alignment(hey,one neutral guy's enough

)
-Must not chicken out when the sheriff's in deep trouble
-Must be able to shoulder the blame if ever something goes wrong
-Must be proud to wear the star badge

Recommended (

) but not required criteria:
-Can accept the fact that the sheriff is DA MAN
-Must be able to crack jokes when we're in tight situations

[ 05-28-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Mon May 28, 2001 6:40 am

Originally posted by Brink:
Basic requirements to become the deputy:
-Must have basic gun training

Check.

-Must be sober when on duty

Check.

-Must be able to crack jokes when we're in deep crap

Hmmm...Not sure about this one. Perhaps some on-the-job training would help.

-Must be of Lawful alignment
-Must not chicken out when the sheriff's in deep trouble
-Must be able to shoulder the blame if ever something goes wrong
-Must be proud to wear the star badge

Recommended ( ) but not required criteria:
-Can accept the fact that the sheriff is DA MAN

Check check check check check