dumb blonde question

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:01 pm

Please help.....

I'm in the drow city in the underdark and i'm meant to go and meet the guy whose name begins with an S (i can't remember what it is!) to go and kick some illithid butt. however, i can't find him for love or money anfd its really getting on my tits. where can u find him (i think he said in the southeast but i've looked there and there's no sign of him)? do you have to do something else first? cheers!

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:10 pm

I think he's at the entrance of the city. (you know, the place where they try to sell you slaves among other things) He's standing a bit off on some kind of balcony thingy... D*mn my English is really failing me now... Phaere is probably with him.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:15 pm

It has a boat tied up beside it I believe.

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:23 pm

Ilithid? Is that the first mission when you want to rescue that arrogant bitch (Chrissy mentioned her name) from the mind flayers? If so, he is on a terasse or something in the first area of the Drow City (the one with the merchants on it, right after the entrance)

P.S.1 You are a blonde? No wonder you can't find him

P.S.2 Getting on my tits? Is this girlie talk for "getting on my nerves" or "breacking my balls"?

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:25 pm

Ubik- getting on my tits is definitely girltalk for getting on my nerves, at least where i come from anyway. however, if i can't find that guy soon, i reckon it'll definitely be breaking my balls.

ps blondes rock

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:28 pm

<confused by image of man standing on a womans breasts> where does this Vixen person "come from" where such colorful sayings are born?

BTW this mission may be the one where you go back to the main underdark area and rescue the drow Phare from the mind flayers.

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Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:30 pm

She´s a "Geordie"...kind of explains everything

....(same material as Gruntboy)

Katie · Post by **Katie** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:32 pm

"Getting on my tits" never heard that one before. It sounds more like a sexual remark to me. Where do you come from Vixen?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:38 pm

OK... here are a couple good ones for blondes...

What is the first thing a blonde says at morning when she wakes up?
She asks "boys, are you all members of the same footbal team?"

AND

How do four blonds sit on the same chair?
They just turn it upside-down (the chair)

AND

What is the difference between a bus and a blonde?
The bus cannot get them all

Any better ones?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:40 pm

Oh, here is another one:

Why can't a blonde eat a banana?
She can't find the zipper

Katie · Post by **Katie** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:43 pm

SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT....

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put
Sagittarius.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were committed
around the home,
she moved.

It took her months to figure out she could use her
AM radio at night.

She was staring at the frozen orange juice because
it said
"concentrate."

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK &
DON'T WALK.

When she was on the highway going to the airport and
saw a sign that
said Airport Left so she turned around and went
home.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted
to make up her
mind.

Under education on her job application, she put
"Hooked on Phonics."

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

She sold her car so she would have gas money.

She looked into a box of Cherrio's and said, "OH,
LOOK!!
Donutseeds!!"

She couldn't be a pharmacist because she can't fit
the bottle in the
typewriter.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A
dope ring.

What's the definition of "eternity?" 4 blondes at a
4-way stop

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the
ocean? An air
pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes? A
whine cellar

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This goes
in front

TheHellion · Post by **TheHellion** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:45 pm

Blonde jokes aside, the fellow you're looking for is probably in the Underdark proper, not in the Drow city. Head to the southeast corner of the Underdark, and you should come to a bridge guarded by some Kuo-Tao. Dispatch them, and Soulafein should be just east of there waiting for you. Hope that helps.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:49 pm

Har har har....

nice contribution Katie, let me guess... you ain't blond! Right?

Solaufein is supposed to meet you first on the plaza - I think - and then past the Kuo-Toa bridge. Try both and you will find him eventually... Err... I wouldn't ask that normally, but since you are a blonde... have you been at the male fighters society to meet Solaufein in the first place?

Katie · Post by **Katie** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 4:55 pm

Actually I am a blonde Ubik.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 5:17 pm

Oooh... Oooooh... Ooooooooohh...

Well, wasn't Cyrano the first to introduce that attitude?

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 5:59 pm

I think the guys name is Solefien. Stands by the entrance a lot with another Drow holding his leash. A platform on the platform, as it were.

"Getting on my tits"

Gotta remember that one........

I wont get slapped again for agreeing any more!

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vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 6:34 pm

must just be an expression from where i come from then....it can also be said as 'getting right on my tits' for that added bit of emphasis!!

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 6:39 pm

Well solofein is either at
a)In front of the Male fighter sociaty.
b)In the pedastal in the plaza were you first enter the city.
c)The drow tavern.
d)In his home at the male fighter sociaty.

And sorry vixen for my joke in another topic.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 6:44 pm

apology accepted....provided the jookem you're talking about was in katie's topic and not somewhere else that i haven't seen!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 23, 2001 7:10 pm

Originally posted by vixen:
must just be an expression from where i come from then....it can also be said as 'getting right on my tits' for that added bit of emphasis!!

Ah yes, I have done this one

But the discussion really belongs in one of Gruntboys threads so I will desist.