Happy Birthday to... Me
Happy Birthday to... Me
That's right folks, it's time to celebrate the hatching of everybody's favorite Spam Peon (yours truly
). Today is the 21st anniversary of that momentous occasion, so feel free to shower me with gifts, complements, and whatever other accolades you see fit to show your gratitude for my existence.

Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Happy Birthday to SYM's fave ICEMAN!
Don't have time right now
for those special smileys but will get them later. Just couldn't resist to be the first one to COMMunicate and greet you on your life's milestone to be a better man. 
Don't have time right now
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- NeKr0mAnCeR
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Happy B'Day Kayless. May your spam be ever fruitful.
Lots of this today.
And lots of this tomorrow.

Lots of this today.

And lots of this tomorrow.

"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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Heheheh Thanks guys. I've got the rolling paper if any of you have the weed.
Then we can really get this party going! J/K
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Kayless does not endorse nor accept responsibility for the actions of those who take his advice. Don't listen to me kids, I'm an idiot. Recycle and stay in school.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Happy Birthday! 
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Happy B'Day Kayless, i am surprised you haven't already brought out the Celebratory Orca</STRONG>

Ask and ye shall receive.
Heh, that's what my handy dandy all-purpose disclaimer is for. Legally, I'm untouchable! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>(On a moderator side note, mind the comments about weed) </STRONG>
Not to worry, I'll find a bear for ya (I assume you're looking for a bear, but it's kinda hard to be certain with that weird font you got going on).Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
<STRONG>im still looking for th€ b€€r</STRONG>
[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Kayless ]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Not necessarily under marshall lawOriginally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Heh, that's what my handy dandy all-purpose disclaimer is for. Legally, I'm untouchable! MUWHAHAHAHA!!! </STRONG>
Yea the Orca has returned!
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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- Gwalchmai
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Happy birthday, Kayless! Let me guess. It was a dark and stormy night/day when you were born up there in Alaska, right?

I'll just bet they will be! *nudge nudge, wink wink!*Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>The dancing girls are coming later.![]()
</STRONG>
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Bloodstalker rolls out a keg of beer at 9:30 in the morning. Guess this will be another unproductive day. **grabs a cup and breaks out a case of Jameson Irish Whisky.**
Happy Birthday, fire up the big bamboo. Thanx for the disclaimer Kayless, I'll take my chances.
Happy Birthday, fire up the big bamboo. Thanx for the disclaimer Kayless, I'll take my chances.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
I was actually born a bit further south of my present abode. Though I'm sure a flash of lightning and crack of thunder heralded the august moment of my birth.Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Happy birthday, Kayless! Let me guess. It was a dark and stormy night/day when you were born up there in Alaska, right?</STRONG>
Whoops, I guess I'd better send Whinny the Pooh back then.Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
<STRONG>its b€€r not b€@r</STRONG>
[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Kayless ]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
- Gwalchmai
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What is south of Alaska? *looks at map* The Pacific Ocean?Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>I was actually born a bit further south of my present abode. Though I'm sure a flash of lightning and crack of thunder heralded the august moment of my birth. </STRONG>
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
Okay, a few thousand miles South-East if you want to get technical you wag.Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>What is south of Alaska? *looks at map* The Pacific Ocean?![]()
Was your ‘demesne’ on a boat or are you actually a merman?
</STRONG>
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.