Life's Unanswered Questions

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 1:41 pm

Hey all! I'm bored, so...

Let's all post the questions that we've never quite been able to answer...

I'll start with, "Does the rainbow really taste like Skittles?"

Ok all, have fun and happy spamming

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 1:48 pm

Does intelligent life exist??

Somehow I'm currently watching LOTR for the sixth time.

So I'm not that bored.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 3:41 pm

does intelligent life in SYM exist?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 5:23 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
does intelligent life in SYM exist?

I think we all can answer that one!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 6:27 pm

My point exactly...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 7:33 pm

What happened to Men Without Hats?

Who thought that Galactica 1980 was a good idea?

Why did CBS try to replace Bo and Luke and think that we would buy it?

How did Darth Vader talk and breathe at the same time? And why was he always pointing after he had stopped talking?

Why is there no Q or Z on your telephone keypad?

With all the money that Dreamworks has, why couldn't they hire someone who could write decent code for the Shrek XBox game?

Are Xena and Gabrielle really lesbians or are they just teasing us (me)?

Who is stupid enough to believe that Beavis and Butthead really told that kid to light his house on fire?

What would you have given to bag Carrie Fisher when she dressed up as "Slave Girl Leia"? How about going for a ride with Catherine Bach in her CJ?

Has Ted (Ace, Jefferson D'Arcy) McGinley aged a day?

With all the money they have, why couldn't Freddie Mercury and Marilyn Quayle get their teeth fixed?

Why doesn't someone in Cincinnati lobotomise Mike Brown and seize control of the team?

When will Casey Kasem admit that he smoked a lot of weed to nail the part of Shaggy?

Why didn't the Army guard Murdock with more guys so they could catch Hannibal?

Could Bob Villa do half the stuff he shows us on TV if he didn't have every tool known to God and man, along with his army of peons to do the dirty work?

Do you remember when Tori Spelling used to dye her hair brown?

If Wile E. Coyote could afford all that cool stuff from ACME, why didn't he just order a pizza and leave the Roadrunner alone?

How can a dork like Carson Daly have girls fawning all over him while I couldn't get Valerie Tawcimak to go out with me in seventh grade?

Who here wishes that all of the wedding videos of them doing the Macarena would just disappear?

Why did Jan-Michael Vincent have to mess up his life with drugs and that motorcycle wreck?

Is there anyone consistently funnier than Sinbad?

Why can't all football players have the passion and fun of Brett Favre?

Do you think Gene Roddenberry really died of the embarrassment caused by Star Trek V?

For all of the stuff that's out there, why do 60% of Food Network's shows somehow involve Emeril?

Why can't my paintings look like Bob Ross's? He made it look so easy.

How did Gordon and Maria miss Mr. Snuffleupagus all the time?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 7:47 pm

Thats a lot of questions...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 11:08 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Thats a lot of questions...

Hey, Shadow Sandrock started it! Besides, I think one of my old roommates from college stole my Magic 8 Ball and I can't afford to pay Miss Cleo $5 per minute to tell me the answers (and if I'm going to pay someone that much to talk on the phone, it sure as hell won't be a psychic hotline!).

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:45 am

Only one thing over the phone thats worth $5 a minute.... Sports chat!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 6:56 am

Why does coffee in an opaque mug always look black yet when you get a transparent glass it is brown?

(depending on strength

)

Why is it impossible to find anything decent to watch on TV, even when you have 300 channels?

Why do delivery companies insist on sending a box about a metre wide; when i only ordered a stapler

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:37 am

Why do c0ckroaches die with their feet up?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 10:24 am

I know lots of answers to "Sensible" questions why can't you shrink/enlarge an item ?
Why can't you be invisable?
The answer?You don't have those spelss!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 10:49 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Only one thing over the phone thats worth $5 a minute.... Sports chat!

Maybe if I'd spent all of that phone money on sports chats, my vision wouldn't be so bad . . .

magnetic · Post by **magnetic** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 11:21 am

Why am I always off by 1?
In the sixth sence perhaps the kid could have clued in B.Willis, pretty crewl to let him flounder like that?

Is there a rule book for charades? or perhaps a strategy guide?

Yeah yeah I know nothing rhymes with orange, but cant we come up with a word that does to end this enigma once and for all?

What is the most common paradox?

Did socrates really said "I drank WHAT?" ?

"I prefer like a cat to play with a mouse that squeeks" Mephistopheles from faust.

Why did Garfunkle prefer mathematics to being a musical genius ( Well he had a nice voice )?

I accidently posted this above feal free to delete the Topic.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 11:33 am

If I were to shoot a mime while using a silencer, would he scream...

and one of my favorites.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest drown too?

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:34 pm

If I would be posting that I'm a lurker, would I still be one?

If my sanity would leave me, would I notice?

If there is a ending, there must have been a beginning, but where does the end begin?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:22 pm

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 12:28 pm

why do boy bands always sound like girls? or for that matter why the hell are there boy bands anyway?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 12:32 pm

Is Michael Jackson a guy or a girl?

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 12:35 pm

Why do Brits spell everything with a 'u'?