The Men's Room

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:17 pm

@Nippy: I think I like my version better . . . but if Wendy Peppercorn and Caroline Holden are the lifeguards/referees/halftime entertainment, I'm there for yours!

@Ned: My favourite Superfriend was Hawkman, because he had wings and could fly, but they rarely used him (hell, even Green Lantern got more screen time!). I always wanted to flush Zan and Jayna out an airlock along with Wesley Crusher and Jar Jar Binks.

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ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:30 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
Zan never had the balls to turn into a mountain gorilla. He was always an eagle carrying that chic who turned herself into a pail of water. That's all they ever did. Now we know where the redundancy of duct tape in Macgyver episodes comes from.

@HighlordDave,
How could you dis Aquaman like that. He's got the best reconnaissance in all the Justice League. If I were you, I'd definitely keep on the lookout for landsharks and most certainly don't drop the soap in the shower.

I thought the guy turned into water.
I remember some parody of superfriends, the guy had turned into Wonder Woman's bath water. So while she was bathing you could make out his face looking up.

Justice League: I heard many different organizations with those same guys.
Super friends?
Super friends had superman, batman,wonder woman, latern fellow, aquaman and a few others.
Then there was another one with even more guys.
Robin, the lightning guy, the indian guy who turned into a giant, and more. What was that called?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:38 pm

[url="http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1218.php"]The Superfriends[/url] was a cartoon that ran on Saturday mornings back in the 1970s and early 80s (this was when cartoons were still cool and not half hour advertisements for toys). Zan and Jayna (aka the "Wonder Twins) were a pair of kids who tagged along as comic relief for the "real" heroes: Superman, Batman & Robin, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Aquaman (plus some others). By slapping their fists together and saying "Wonder Twin powers, activate!", Jayna would assume the shape of an animal and Zan would take the form of a water product (liquid, gas or solid). They had a pet monkey called Gleek that was pretty much worthless except as target practice.

All of these characters are DC Comics heroes who belong to the Justice League of America, and can be found in the comic books under that name.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:59 pm

by HighLordDave
@Ned: My favourite Superfriend was Hawkman, because he had wings and could fly, but they rarely used him (hell, even Green Lantern got more screen time!). I always wanted to flush Zan and Jayna out an airlock along with Wesley Crusher and Jar Jar Binks.

We share the same sentiments towards Wesley Crusher and Jar Jar along with so many others. Never understood what either character added to its' genre.

All Wesley ever did was whine and get in the way of Jean Luc porkin' Beverly (I can talk like this in thread, right??

). Every weeknight in college for a semester myself and my buddies would try to get all of our work done (I emphasize try) by 10:30 pm for substance abuse and to watch the enterprise. The Wesley Crusher episodes were always such a buzz kill. If I were Roddenberry, I'd have failed Crusher out the academy and made him Gainen's love slave

As for Jar Jar, I guess the jedi's needed an emissary to get into the gungung (whatever they're called) city but his character was the worst.

Where's the wheelbarrow of porn? After all, this is the men's room

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 2:01 pm

Robin wasn't a hero! He was just some pansy gay kid tagging along with Batman because of his(her?) erotic fantasies of banging the bat!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 2:13 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
Where's the wheelbarrow of porn?

I think I saw Aegis sneaking around with Fish-Slapping Nurse Cheerleaders Vol. 4-9 somewhere . . .

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 2:33 pm

This is very upsetting! I thought that a man could watch some adult movies and discuss the use of various female attributes in the men's room, but nooooo

Here there are only some old baldies reliving their favourite moments of some boring superheroes

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 2:40 pm

So this is what you guys do in "the men's room".

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:03 pm

by omar
This is very upsetting! I thought that a man could watch some adult movies and discuss the use of various female attributes in the men's room, but nooooo
Here there are only some old baldies reliving their favourite moments of some boring superheroes

No one is stopping you from starting a discussion. I'm sure many would be happy to contribute. Perhaps, as long as your referring to us as old baldies, we should open the ladies topic with Marilyn Chambers in Behind the Green Door.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:10 pm

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Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:11 pm

Well, we could combine Omar's and HDL's favourite topics of discussion by talking about Wonder Woman's bodacious ta-tas....

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:13 pm

Originally posted by Nippy:
Tut, thats a British publication!

Tut, you have read it

One doesn't really *read* it *wink* *wink* if you get my meaning

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:29 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
No one is stopping you from starting a discussion. I'm sure many would be happy to contribute. Perhaps, as long as your referring to us as old baldies, we should open the ladies topic with Marilyn Chambers in Behind the Green Door.

She was better in “Insatiable”.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:31 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Well, we could combine Omar's and HDL's favourite topics of discussion by talking about Wonder Woman's bodacious ta-tas....

it could be worse.. they could talk about Tigger's 'ta-tas'...

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 3:51 pm

While in the 'Men's' Room I took the liberty of photographing Gwalchmai and Ned Flanders:
[url="http://www.fugly.net/g4/2228.jpg"]http://www.fugly.net/g4/2228.jpg[/url]

So now we all know what really happens around here

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:01 pm

*scary stuff*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:04 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Tut, you have read it One doesn't really *read* it *wink* *wink* if you get my meaning

No you become blind after a while...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:09 pm

by omar
While in the 'Men's' Room I took the liberty of photographing Gwalchmai and Ned Flanders: [url="http://www.fugly.net/g4/2228.jpg"]http://www.fugly.net/g4/2228.jpg[/url]

So now we all know what really happens around here

Hey, that's not me. So the real question is: Who's with Gwalchmai??? Darn, I've been replaced and didn't even know I was there in the first place.

btw omar, if you came to the men's room hoping to talk about adult films and ladies, why are you searching for photos of guys? Just curious

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:14 pm

Originally posted by Nippy:
No you become blind after a while...

Although because neither of us know anything whatsoever to do with {insert dirty name of magazine here} then i couldn't possibly know what you are talking about....infact i think you don't know either....isn't that right Nippy?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:21 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Although because neither of us know anything whatsoever to do with {insert dirty name of magazine here} then i couldn't possibly know what you are talking about....infact i think you don't know either....isn't that right Nippy?

Absolutely! I have no idea what you are talking about! Please leave me alone! I'm young and innocent! (Pffh yeah right!)