The Men's Room

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:25 pm

Originally posted by Nippy:

Absolutely! I have no idea what you are talking about! Please leave me alone! I'm young and innocent! (Pffh yeah right!)

Yes, indeed *sleepy makes for the exit of the Mens Room*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:52 pm

I see this place is still standing!

(Darn tootin)

Alright here is the secret code for today...

ASDDFGHJK

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:54 pm

Five o clock here. time for happy hour. bar is open. So come on in, have a drink, take your pants off and relax.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 6:50 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:


Where's the wheelbarrow of porn? After all, this is the men's room

Ned, check out the TOMES of Heffner's Creation

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 6:52 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Well, we could combine Omar's and HDL's favourite topics of discussion by talking about Wonder Woman's bodacious ta-tas....

All right, Gwalchmai, you asked for it . . .

Behold, my second TV star crush, the Amazon Princess herself: Lynda Carter.

(In case you're wondering, Erin Grey, aka Colonel Wilma Deering, was my first TV star crush).

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: HighLordDave ]

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 6:58 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:


Justice League: I heard many different organizations with those same guys.
Super friends?
Super friends had superman, batman,wonder woman, latern fellow, aquaman and a few others.
Then there was another one with even more guys.
Robin, the lightning guy, the indian guy who turned into a giant, and more. What was that called?

The lightning guy was Black Vulcan. The indian guy was Apache Chief and there was this Japanese hero, Samurai whose powers are elemental in nature.

I remembered Apache's nemesis in the Legion of Doom, it was this babe who gets to be a giant too. So you think Wonder Woman has great ta-ta? You haven't checked out this giant babe yet...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:19 pm

My wall is a lot better than her lasso at telling truth

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:26 pm

Wheelbarrow of porn?
Reminds me of one of the episodes of the "Man Show". Now thats a great show.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:28 pm

Is the wheelbarrow naked, or full of porn mags

Then again I'm not sure I know anybody who looks at wheelbarrow porn

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 10:43 pm

The reference wheelbarrow of porn is indeed from the man show. A guy selected at random gets to spin the wheel and one of the items on the wheel is win a wheelbarrow of porn. Last I saw Stephanie Swift was included in the wheelbarrow. Now that's a score.

anyone out there had man show beer. Ugh, tastes awful, but then again, I'm a beer snob.

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 11:02 pm

(Beer)*swig,swig* (porn)*smile forms, eyebrow arches as the center-fold is exposed*
(hand)*scratches butt*
*Walking to the stall, the door shuts as murmured words echo through the room*"I only read it for the articles"

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 4:00 am

And you were scratching your butt, right?

Besides, who really reads the articles anyway? I don't even think the women do

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 4:10 am

*gasps at the wonders he's been missing*

Is that stale farts I smell?

Why is Omar hogging that pile of magazines?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 4:18 am

Originally posted by XxRPGerxX:
(Beer)*swig,swig* (porn)*smile forms, eyebrow arches as the center-fold is exposed*
(hand)*scratches butt*
*Walking to the stall, the door shuts as murmured words echo through the room*"I only read it for the articles"

This reminds me of that scene from Naked Gun

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:05 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
All right, Gwalchmai, you asked for it . . .

Behold, my second TV star crush, the Amazon Princess herself: Lynda Carter.

Youv'e got to love/admire that weird spinny thing she did

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:21 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
*gasps at the wonders he's been missing*

Is that stale farts I smell?

*Uuuungggg!*

Who... who... brokewind?.... *Uuuuuuunggg!* *takes cover

*

Why is Omar hogging that pile of magazines?

*whispers to Grunt*...coz he hasn't seen the OTHER pile over here...

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:22 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Youv'e got to love/admire that weird spinny thing she did

The bullet deflection with her bracelets was pretty cool, too. Then there's the running in slow-motion . . . Pam and Yasmine ain't got nothin' on Lynda!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 6:31 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
The bullet deflection with her bracelets was pretty cool, too. Then there's the running in slow-motion . . . Pam and Yasmine ain't got nothin' on Lynda!

I certainly agree with you on that one, HLD!

Apparently we both belong to the same generation. Had a HUMONGOUS crush on Lynda.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:49 am

by Marahlika
I certainly agree with you on that one, HLD! Apparently we both belong to the same generation. Had a HUMONGOUS crush on Lynda.

Yeah

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 11:14 am

Thanks HDL! That was certainly a blast from the past!

The problem with some of those early crushes on TV stars, is then you look back at re-runs and think "What Was I Thinking?"

Early on, it was Karen Valentine in Room 222 that triped my hormonal trigger. Ah, the 70s....

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