The Men's Room

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 12:40 pm

Can't remember the name, but I've heard of this poster from the 70's...

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 12:55 pm

[QUOTE]Originally posted by HighLordDave:
[QB]The bullet deflection with her bracelets was pretty cool, too.

She wore bracelets ? I never noticed..hmmm

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 12:56 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
The bullet deflection with her bracelets was pretty cool, too. Then there's the running in slow-motion . . . Pam and Yasmine ain't got nothin' on Lynda!

But could that running really compete with the works of the Six Million Dollar man, think about it, he had those fantastic sound effects

Although Wonder Woman had other much more interesting assets, and some pretty excellent music

I remember an epidose of WW when she is swimming underneath this pier, and it is so obvious she is in a pool, those kinds of things are the reasons why one must admire those excellent 70's shows

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:01 pm

But could that running really compete with the works of the Six Million Dollar man, think about it, he had those fantastic sound effects

Sleep, either you missed the point entirly, or I begin to fear for you.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:17 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
But could that running really compete with the works of the Six Million Dollar man,

There is nothing Lee Majors could do to compete with Wonder Woman. The only thing better than Lynda Carter running in slo-mo would be Lynda Carter jumping up and down on a trampoline . . . naked . . . covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream . . . being chased around by Colonel Deering.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:22 pm

by HLD
There is nothing Lee Majors could do to compete with Wonder Woman. The only thing better than Lynda Carter running in slo-mo would be Lynda Carter jumping up and down on a trampoline . . . naked . . . covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream . . . being chased around by Colonel Deering.

No, being chased by yours truly. This paints an interesting picture. I sure love chocolate syrup.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:

There is nothing Lee Majors could do to compete with Wonder Woman.

Not even dressing up in a frock?

The only thing better than Lynda Carter running in slo-mo would be Lynda Carter jumping up and down on a trampoline . . . naked . . . covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream . . . being chased around by Colonel Deering.

Was that in an episode?

I do remember an episode with a trampoline if i am not mistaken

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:40 pm

And what was the whipped cream for again?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:40 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Sleep, either you missed the point entirly, or I begin to fear for you.

There was a point!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 1:52 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
No, being chased by yours truly. This paints an interesting picture. I sure love chocolate syrup.

If you ever get this to happen for you, call me and I'll bring the video camera.

@Mr Sleep: The Six Million Dollar Man was cool in his own right, but if the choice is between him and WW, Colonel Austin doesn't stand a chance. Not even in a frock.

@Shadow Sandrock: You bring whipped cream for some variety and to take away some of the richness of the chocolate syrup. Throw in some nuts (ie-Ned) and a cherry and you've got a human sundae ready and waiting.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 2:01 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
If you ever get this to happen for you, call me and I'll bring the video camera.

@Mr Sleep: The Six Million Dollar Man was cool in his own right, but if the choice is between him and WW, Colonel Austin doesn't stand a chance. Not even in a frock.

Remember to invite the rest of us as well

Really?

Although those flares he always wore usually resembled a frock anyway

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 2:46 pm

Guys, Guys, Guys

If this happened to me, I'd invite the whole friggin planet. Deep down inside, every male over the age of thirty (that's a guess, I'm right on the cusp) would like to chase a naked lynda carter converted into an ice cream sundae. Think of the money she could've made selling that video. We'd all own one.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 2:55 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
Guys, Guys, Guys

If this happened to me, I'd invite the whole friggin planet. Deep down inside, every male over the age of thirty (that's a guess, I'm right on the cusp) would like to chase a naked lynda carter converted into an ice cream sundae. Think of the money she could've made selling that video. We'd all own one.

Well i am not even close to thirty but without doubt i agree with you

The question is, with or without spandex?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 2:57 pm

OK moving on very swiftly from the more 'distinguised' gentlemen's topic (

) I would like to talk about... BEER! What is your favourite brand all?

Mine is possibly Budweiser or lagers in the UK.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 2:58 pm

by sleep
Well i am not even close to thirty but without doubt i agree with you The question is, with or without spandex?

You want me to wear spandex while I chase a naked lynda carter ice cream sundae. I'm confused, do you mean lynda carter in spandex. Nah, maybe a latex jumpsuit though, I think the condiments might sit better on her that way. We should email her this stuff. Oh, the flattery. Buncha cyberpervs wanting to see some TV superheroine draped in ice cream condiments.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 3:10 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
You want me to wear spandex while I chase a naked lynda carter ice cream sundae. I'm confused, do you mean lynda carter in spandex. Nah, maybe a latex jumpsuit though, I think the condiments might sit better on her that way. We should email her this stuff. Oh, the flattery. Buncha cyberpervs wanting to see some TV superheroine draped in ice cream condiments.

It occured to me that you only ever see her in spandex, surely then when you met her in person you would have to appreciate her in spandex rather than naked

it reminds me of a song by Pulp; "If fashion is your trade, then when your naked, i guess you must be unemployed"

I think her mailbox probably filters out all of this stuff

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 5:41 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
You want me to wear spandex while I chase a naked lynda carter ice cream sundae. I'm confused, do you mean lynda carter in spandex. Nah, maybe a latex jumpsuit though, I think the condiments might sit better on her that way.

If I were assured that she wouldn't press charges and my wife wouldn't gut me alive, I'd chase her dressed as the San Diego Chicken. Just pass me the Cool Whip first.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 7:52 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
You want me to wear spandex while I chase a naked lynda carter ice cream sundae. I'm confused, do you mean lynda carter in spandex. Nah, maybe a latex jumpsuit though, I think the condiments might sit better on her that way. We should email her this stuff. Oh, the flattery. Buncha cyberpervs wanting to see some TV superheroine draped in ice cream condiments.

This coming from the guy who has been posting naked here on SYM since Halloween. I surprised these guys even let you in here, Ned!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 8:39 pm

Gwally, that was more info than I needed.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 08, 2002 10:56 pm

*leaves hiding place after that anonymous methane-rich blast*

I need a drink...cheers!

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
This coming from the guy who has been posting naked here on SYM since Halloween. I surprised these guys even let you in here, Ned!

Ned WAS naked???!!!

[ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]