Weasel for President

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:01 am

Who can pull the US out of its recession? Dubya? Heck no! Tom Daschle? Heck no!
Who then??????

Weasel. Master Spammer, Most High COMMunicator, Now President!

Can anyone think of anybody better suited to lead us in the 21st Century????

Resumes are currently being accepted for cabinet positions...Don't Delay!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:23 am

I'd vote for him.... uh, what's his platform? Who is his running mate?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:27 am

Can I be Secretary of Defense? Only I want the post renamed Warlord of the Empire. See my sig for my general military policy.

My mentors are Hannibal Smith, Hawkeye Pierce, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Douglas MacArthur and Commander Breetai Tul.

After winning one (disappointing) Diplomatic Victory at Civ3, I have abandoned my peaceful ways and now go for the Conquest Victory every time.

If appointed Warlord of the Empire I pledge to rid the world of nogoodniks, ensure that The History Channel shows The Black Sheep Squadron no more than once per day, and I guarantee that the military won't buy any more $25 hammers or $30 toilet seats.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:32 am

His platform? He don't need no stinkin platform!

As for running mate, are you interested?

I prefer to be behind the scenes, being the one actually in charge, like the secretary of state, and I want the title changed to "AL Haig Jr."

Gwally, I have seen your fiction, and I imagine the soon to be President Elect could use your talents...He may need a spin doctor. erm, a speech writer.

We all know how busy the soon to be President-Elect is, so I shall try to field all inquiries!

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Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:36 am

Ooh ooh! Can I be White House Chief of Staff? I've seen some episode of The West Wing so I know I'm qualified (Weasel can get elected by handing out cabinet positions to SYM spammers

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Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:37 am

Everyone who agree - add "Weasel for president" in your signatures!

edit> heh, maybe I can be the Public Relations minister...

(does this even exist??)

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McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:42 am

@ Vicsun - It could be created!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:45 am

Hmmmm, maybe I'd make a better Attorney General or perhaps National Security Adviser.

Yeah, National Security Adviser, that's the ticket!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:46 am

No, I don't think I would make a good VP. Weasel needs someone with nice hair and well-built to be his running 'mate'. Perhaps Ms. Incredible or Yvonne might be up for the job?

For me, I will be content to be a simple voter, available to be polled. However, if the president calls on me, I would happily serve in whatever trumped-up positon he needs. Homeland Security comes to mind. I would make sure that everyone had nice warm, fuzzy blankets and that there would be at least one network dedicated to showing nothing but Gilligan's Island re-runs.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:53 am

Originally posted by McBane:
Gwally, I have seen your fiction, and I imagine the soon to be President Elect could use your talents...He may need a spin doctor. erm, a speech writer.

On second thought, I would love to be his speech writer. I would dedicate myself to making sure the President speaks in complete sentences that express actual thoughts or ideas. I would put the kibosh on sound bites...

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:58 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
On second thought, I would love to be his speech writer. I would dedicate myself to making sure the President speaks in complete sentences that express actual thoughts or ideas. I would put the kibosh on sound bites...

Well, I guess I will higher you to be his speech writer since I am the PR minister...

P.S. Why havn't you still added Weasel for president in you sigs?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:59 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
On second thought, I would love to be his speech writer. I would dedicate myself to making sure the President speaks in complete sentences that express actual thoughts or ideas. I would put the kibosh on sound bites...

Communications Director is offical title for the President's 'Speech Writer'.

Originally posted by Vicsun:
Well, I guess I will higher you to be his speech writer since I am the PR minister...

I guess that's Press Secretary position then. (What would you all do wihout me to tell you the offical names for these jobs?)

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 10:52 am

Go ! Go ! President Weasel !........kinda remind me of Power Rangers

Weasel fur Presidente !
IR Baboon for Vice President !

BTW Can I be Director of CIA ?

<EDIT> And also the Attorney General position

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 10:56 am

I wanna be incharge of the regulation and distribution of alcohol.

I would be an honest and efficiant representative of the people.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 11:29 am

Count me in. The addition of "Weasel for President" even goes right along with my previous sig: "There will be no ... "

As for my post: Brewmeister without portfolio sounds about right!

Peace.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 11:34 am

BS as Director of the FDA!

Or is it Tobacco, Alcohol and Firearms??

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 11:47 am

Umm... but I thought I gave the White House to Buck for Christmas....

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 11:53 am

Originally posted by KidD01:
BTW Can I be Director of CIA ?

<EDIT> And also the Attorney General position

Surely, that's the job for Gruntboy...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 11:59 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
Surely, that's the job for Gruntboy...

Grunty can have Ministry of Defense for his Pantless Marines......What position you want, Minerva ermm kawaii-chan ?

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Wed Jan 09, 2002 12:03 pm

*stupid post only made to see if the sig turns out allright*

Weasel for president, I ain't an american, so he's got my vote.