Weasel for President
GoodOriginally posted by Flagg:
<STRONG>Hey dude...
I gues we don't want you to leave....</STRONG>
Now on to the Fiscal Year 2002 Budget.
If you make between $1.00 and $50,000.00 a year.
Due to the last President, it will take another 5 years to get you back on your feet. But I promise if you reelect me I can have the problems fixed by the year 2007.
(If you are in this group please read no farther)
If you make between $50,000.01 and $249,999.99 year.
Due to the last President, it will take another 3 years to get you back on your feet. But I promise if you reelect me I can have the problems fixed by the year 2004.
(If you are in this group please read no farther)
If you make between 250,000.00 and 1,000,000.00 year.
Buy stock in any defense contractor. Move to a secure location with armed guards. The next four years are going to be rough on the poor.
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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You guys forgot the most important position in Weasel's government: that of the bodyguard. I,Omar, skilled in blood and gore, apply for this job. I vow to protect Weasel's body, whether it's dead or alive, from all things bad. 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. I'll be in his bedroom, in his bathtub, everywhere. None shall harm Weasel!
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Probably BS convinced him to do some meditation and rediscover his Be.Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Flagg has dug deep and rediscovered himself! </STRONG>
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Originally posted by Omar:
<STRONG>You guys forgot the most important position in Weasel's government: that of the bodyguard. I,Omar, skilled in blood and gore, apply for this job. I vow to protect Weasel's body, whether it's dead or alive, from all things bad. 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. I'll be in his bedroom, in his bathtub, everywhere. None shall harm Weasel!</STRONG>
Is Weasel prepared for this?!
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