Good call, but clearly the simplest AND least logical answer points to French Fries being invented by the French while ignoring all other evidence
Ysh,
*pulls our her sparkly verbal sparing glove and drops it to the floor before Yshania. It emits a squishy sound.*Do you mean it does not compare with the excentric body language practised by some Americans?
I challenge you to a duel, oh she of the confusing dialect! I've never heard such a silly comment about American body language! We Americans are the envy of the world because of our bodily control and grace! Just ask a cat! They're moody all the time with envy
*While expounding on her topic, Vivien makes grand gestures with her hands, sending bottles flying, and with an especially excentric wave of her hands she accidently gets her hand stuck in her shirt. She stops talking for a minutes while trying to figure out what happened and how to fix the situation.*
I'll finish this with you, oh cowardly one, as soon as I fix the shirt problem here