Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:40 am

Buttons buttons....and more buttons.BUTTONS

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:53 am

*stumbles into the tavern, looking a bit dizzy*

Can I get a Romulan Ale and a Klingon Bloodwine?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:05 am

Originally posted by Tomoe Hotaru
*stumbles into the tavern, looking a bit dizzy*

Can I get a Romulan Ale and a Klingon Bloodwine?

**Slides two glasses down the bar.** Did your username change this morning?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:10 am

Originally posted by McBane

**Slides two glasses down the bar.** Did your username change this morning?

Thanks!

Yeah, my username did change. My sign in name was Tomoe Hotaru, but I had it set to display Sailor Saturn. I think I've lost my ability to transform!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:20 am

Guh! This wasnt fun! Endless hours without being able to lurk in welcomming threads, how then am i supposed to survive?

*falls down on a chair and desperatly tries to look normal*

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:28 am

Have a cold one on me Dottie. **Slides a pint down the bar**

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:40 am

Thanks alot!

Though i cant stay for long

, i have a huge amount of lurking to catch up with

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:45 am

Originally posted by Dottie
Thanks alot!

Though i cant stay for long , i have a huge amount of lurking to catch up with

No worries. That drink will stay with you for as long as you like

The bar is always open. (Notice how free I am with BS's bar)

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:51 am

Originally posted by McBane
The bar is always open. (Notice how free I am with BS's bar)

Thats very admirlable

Although i suspect he set it up to make people into alchoholics rather then earning money

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:01 am

Originally posted by Dottie

Thats very admirlable

Although i suspect he set it up to make people into alchoholics rather then earning money

Well, once they are all alcoholics, he can start charging more money. You need to have a captive audience first.

(BS - That advice is free of charge, my friend)

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:30 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**slides XxRPGerxX a pitcher**

Welcome to the tavern. Is this your first visit. You look new. Please stick close to the bar please (your friend yshania is here). I going to need your John Han**** on the dotted line here. Basically, it is a disclaimer stating if you lose your life here, it ain't our fault. **looks around for McBane** If McBane, our attorney was around, he could explain things in detail. Just be careful. Watch out for the grizzlies, gorillas, and stay away from the croc pit. Sheez.

After you finish that pitcher, you let me know if you are interested in a shot of electric shine.

**notices GWAR is performing their initial sound check and smiles that the bar is considerable distance from the stage**

*Tossing a spent smoke to the bar floor, eyes raise to meet Neds greeting* "Yeah, new to the bar...but not the routine" *Grins* *Emerging from it place of rest, a blade catches the dim light of the room. Lowering, the blade tip tastes of the flesh offered by his index finger..as liquid life in all its crimson runs the length of his finger, and down his hand* "Now where do I sign?" *Eyes meet once more w/Neds own, a grin forming w/an arched brow awaiting his response*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:48 am

*Looks at XxChrisxX, and stalks over, arms corssed still wearing his Toga. His fish remain "sheathed"*

Looks like we got a trouble maker here....

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:54 am

Xx is just signing the waiver

Aegis,

Xxchris or RpGer xX is just signing the standard waiver and disclaimer stating we are not responsible for his death if he falls into the croc pit, or storms back to the still, or tries to mount a gorilla. It's all good. He's just choosing to sign in blood which is kinda cool. I believe he is setting a precedent.

Where'd you get those ghoti, aegis. They look to be fearsome weapons.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:57 am

ghoti?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 11:03 am

ghoti

ghoti,

think outside the box. what do you have strapped to your holster. It says the same thing if pronounced properly. Just being a wacko. I'll elaborate next post if needed.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 11:31 am

the only ghoti's I know of are the things you grow on your chin...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:04 pm

aegis,

ghoti, not goatee, actually says 'fish'
break down the word

gh can sound like 'f'
o can sound like a silent i
ti can sound like sh

I know it's stupid. let's just drink and forget about it.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:20 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
aegis,

ghoti, not goatee, actually says 'fish'
break down the word

gh can sound like 'f'
o can sound like a silent i
ti can sound like sh

I know it's stupid. let's just drink and forget about it.

Thats gonna require a double...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:24 pm

MY GOD!!!!!!

What has happened in here?

This is most confusing, all these buttons....Ned I need a triple.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:29 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
MY GOD!!!!!!

What has happened in here?

This is most confusing, all these buttons....Ned I need a triple.

Yes, but it gets better

Ned: Your Avatar makes me laugh it's so appropriate