Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:43 pm

It's not discrimination, I'm not suggesting we don't serve non alcoholic drinks. I am merely implying that we hate to serve alcohol to the crocs. You're the first patron today not in search of a heavy buzz and those reptiles are feisty.

McBane's been out most of the day. No doubt he got into the shine and added some of the red and green pills. He's probably out back standing in his boxers staring at a light.

Anyway, very well, so sorry to pass judgement so quickly. I'll serve you a tea and then serve you as a meal. Will that suffice?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:43 pm

Den Narflerd:
Apparently, there are mixed feelings about your presence here

It’s because I’m evil isn’t it. When are people going to see past their evilism and treat evil folk as equals? *sobs into Guinness*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:49 pm

Originally posted by Waverly

It’s because I’m evil isn’t it. When are people going to see past their evilism and treat evil folk as equals? *sobs into Guinness*

As the Leader of COMM...I ask you to allow Sir Val.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:53 pm

being evil isn't all bad

stop crying. so what if some people find you obtuse, ignorant, perverted, abusive, decadent, annoying, and/or evil. you're going to let that bother you.

**slides another shot of jameson on down**

No sir, you candiddly-not let such things get you down. But come on, keep the confessions rolling; the bartender's listening.

**pours a shot for himself. notices craig passed out after half a beer**

Aegis, would you kindly show craig the croc pits. I always love waking people up with that one.

Uh, Waverly, GWAR is getting ready for their first sound check. I'd advise moving to the other side of the bar.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:00 pm

Originally posted by Weasel

As the Leader of COMM...I ask you to allow Sir Val.

Could my predicament get any worse? Weasel, scourge of the planar sphere, anti-hero of Atkathla, breaker of the board, violator of Aerie, poster of alter egos, now speaks on by behalf. Do your followers know your history, or should I bump the Planar Sphere thread so they can witness the accounts of your misdeeds themselves?

I thank you for the drink Ned. Have I told you the truth about Weasels?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:06 pm

educate me

Of Weasel I know no truths

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:08 pm

Bloodstalker walks in, and notices three waverly at the bar, evidently upset over something. Oh well, perhaps I should consider purchasing Aroura and giving her as a gift

Ned, I accept the fact that you are quite fond of your lint collection, but please ask them to restrain from screaming obscenities at me each time I walk by.

Looks at the little purple rabbits laughing at him....What the hell are you looking at? Aegis, Nippy, Feed these hares to the bears immediatly.

Laughs maniacally, what you say? I can't hear you...Nya nya nay

I said SILENCE you quivering longeared beasts, do not make me resort to more......drastic measures.

really, Ned, I don't see what all the fuss was about that triple. i am perfectly fine.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:11 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Could my predicament get any worse?

Yes it could get worse....Ubik could speak up on your behalf as well.

Originally posted by Waverly
Weasel, scourge of the planar sphere, anti-hero of Atkathla, breaker of the board, violator of Aerie, poster of alter egos, now speaks on by behalf.

You forgot backstabber

Originally posted by Waverly
Do your followers know your history, or should I bump the Planar Sphere thread so they can witness the accounts of your misdeeds themselves?

I hope Buck deleted that thread. I was misunderstood at the time.

Originally posted by Waverly
I thank you for the drink Ned. Have I told you the truth about Weasels?

I can see the lies coming....brought on by the drink.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:19 pm

BS,

whew! Am I glad to see you. Glad some of the Waverly's left. I hadn't noticed we were down to three. I am sorry about whatever that ball of lint barked at you. It has been difficult to contain. The bears were kind enough to empty a jar of spirits for me (do not go back there) and I've since bottled the lint.

As for the purple bunnies, chuck 'em down in the croc pit, it is so amusing.

**sha-goonga-goonga-goonga, GWAR is tuning up**

Apparently CM is waving some discrimination lawsuit. I don't even know if he's still here. Read the minutes a ways back to check up on his gripe. If all went well, he's been disposed off (should keep the crocs mellowed this evening).

McBane mentioned something about setting up a lab to grow fungus in the basement. Or maybe I was just hoping he mentioned that. Anyway, I think he's been taking the law into his own hands.

**cowers waiting for a Judge Dredd (or flaming fist mercenary)ripoff**

Please take over at the bar, I'm wigged and I just wanna enjoy myself.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:42 pm

Lawsuit? dammit, where is McBane?!?!?!

Better yet where is Aegis?

AEGIS!!!!!!! where is that boy when you need him?

Oh, there you are. Take Nippy and deal with the lawsuit. I am taking over the bar for awhile.

Ned, make up somemore of whatever it was I drank.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:53 pm

*falls in through the ceiling, bounces off one of the crocs, and lands unceremoniously on the bar*

*hops down off the bar* Uh...hey, where's my miniskirt! I had it on before I came in here!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:54 pm

BS,

make up some more of it. We've got gallons of electric shine, me boy.

Enough to keep us feeling like this for months. Personally, I'd like to get all of sym hooked on it.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:56 pm

**covers Waverly's eyes**

Uh, SS, I see your skirt down in the croc pit. Perhaps you'd like to try on one of our ****tail waitress minis and pawn some romulan ale for a while.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:56 pm

Sailor Saturn

Hey! Look! I'm Sailor Saturn again!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:58 pm

*hops down off the bar* Uh...hey, where's my miniskirt! I had it on before I came in here

Be it known that SS has earned the right to free drinks!

Uh, I think one of the crocs ate your skirt, sorry.

makes note to reward that croc with extra food

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 5:59 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**covers Waverly's eyes**

Uh, SS, I see your skirt down in the croc pit. Perhaps you'd like to try on one of our ****tail waitress minis and pawn some romulan ale for a while.

Work as a waitress? Bleah.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:11 pm

hops down off the bar* Uh...hey, where's my miniskirt! I had it on before I came in here!

*looking for the few singles he didn’t give to Aegis* This place is better than I gave it credit for.

Weasel: Backstabber! Of course. I also forgot: scum. I believe that is the single most descriptive word for your deeds. Alas, I cannot find the Planar Sphere thread. You have once again evaded justice. Know this: I not only won Minerva, but she was rooting for me. May that thought haunt you for eternity.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:15 pm

SS,

you got your identity back.

I don't care if you peddle drinks, I just want to a female don the house garment.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:28 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
SS,

you got your identity back.

I don't care if you peddle drinks, I just want to a female don the house garment.

*decides to take a look at the "house garment"* Uh...Ned, that's a hand towel, not a miniskirt...and why are you wearing it?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:32 pm

SS,

It's ladies night here so why would I wear anything else. Not to mention, it's been a long day so naturally, it's expected i would lose several articles of clothing along the way. psychoactive chemicals have that affect on people. Look at BS. He's wearing one shoe, that's it, and he's been into the electric shine all day.

So whaddya say, will you wear the house gear

**runs for cover, sees GWAR come to the stage for their first set**