Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:32 pm

What is it with males and miniskirts on this board? I have never fully undestood that part.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:37 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
SS,

It's ladies night here so why would I wear anything else. Not to mention, it's been a long day so naturally, it's expected i would lose several articles of clothing along the way. psychoactive chemicals have that affect on people. Look at BS. He's wearing one shoe, that's it, and he's been into the electric shine all day.

Thank you so much for that lovely mental image.

So whaddya say, will you wear the house gear

Um...I'll probably regret this, but okay.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:38 pm

He's wearing one shoe, that's it, and he's been into the electric shine all day

looks down in embarrASSment, I can't believe this, I am SO embarrassed....I have been looking for that shoe all day and I was wearing it all along.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:41 pm

I'll probably regret this, but okay.

Be it known that SS has just earned free beer for a week......

Are any of you other ladies paying attention here?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:44 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
What is it with males and miniskirts on this board? I have never fully undestood that part.

I have no idea. All I know is that they have a tendancy to steal my miniskirts so they can wear them.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:49 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

I have no idea. All I know is that they have a tendancy to steal my miniskirts so they can wear them.

Ah, but thenits obvious that they just looking for a good excuse to steal your miniskirt.

wearing it is a sacrifice they just have to make.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:53 pm

All I know is that they have a tendancy to steal my miniskirts so they can wear them.

I would like to point out that, while I have no objection to nay male member of this board stealling the clothing of any female member, wearing said clothing is in direct violation of the rules of this establishment as written on page one.

Remember people, the crocs are here for other reasone besides cheap entertainment, and I will not hesitate to put them to use. Or, I could just break out the executions devices again.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:07 pm

<<After seeing Bloodstalker kick an apparently misplaced miniskirt into the crocodile pit while he thought no one was looking, Waverly is overcome with pity for the poor skirtless waif now standing at the bar. He deftly pantses Aegis, drunk and dead to the world after the sarsaparilla he bought with Waverly’s money, and offers them to the her>>

Occurs to me I haven’t had a refill in some time, barkeep. I’d like another Guinness, and could you show me how to feed the crocs with young Aegis here?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:16 pm

Do my eyes decive me or does Waverly have an avatar?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:17 pm

Well waverly, you can't make it look like you are feeding the crocs......legal ramifications and all.

However, there is no law against being clumsy and *accidently* bumping into someone nect to the pit.

Sorry Aegis, but I warned you about the dress code.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:18 pm

Good evening, all.

I'm just looking for a suitable avatar - any suggestions?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:20 pm

Welcome CE, your return earns you free beer.....tommorrow

How are you?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:20 pm

Waverly,

Aegis is head of security, the crocmaster if you will, so we can't chuck him into the pit. Where's CM, he never got tossed and had the audacity to order an earl grey and claim discrimination when I announced he should be immediately fed to the crocs. He was even waving a lawsuit.

**slides a round to waverly**

All I can say is thank goodness for the code of hammurabi, that eye for an eye thing.

Rule #128: Order a non alcoholic beverage and one must be immediately fed to reptiles. Reasoning: You've done your body an injustice with that order so no we get to do an injustice to your body.

Hey, I didn't write that law. It is an ancient babylonian? way of life.

Bottom line: Find CM and throw him ass over tea kettle to the crocs.

Who needs a shot of electric shine!

**notices the trail of waste GWAR is spewing across the bar**

SS, I'm going need to borrow your house garb to clean some of that up.

BS, glad you found that shoe.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:26 pm

Ned, I'll be back in a while, take care of the place while I am out.

I am going to search for some more.....entertainment......to liven up the place even more.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:26 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
I'm just looking for a suitable avatar - any suggestions?

Its difficult, the 3 first i tried i had to reject because they looked horrible with 50*50 resolution

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:28 pm

*Wonders what the world is coming too when people don’t jump at the chance for a good Aegis mauling*

Hello CE, I’d be happy to buy you anything you’d like. Ask Viv to make you an avatar, she’s a genius. [yes dottie, I do have one – I was feeling left out. You are looking at Waverly the half-elven fighter mage from my last BGII game] Anyway, CE, I’d give you one from my…err… collection. But neither you nor Buck would care for it.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:30 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Welcome CE, your return earns you free beer.....tommorrow

How are you?

Bah, I sense a manipulative try to make me come here tomorrow too!

I'm fine BS, work is intense but fun. How about you?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:32 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

Its difficult, the 3 first i tried i had to reject because they looked horrible with 50*50 resolution

I haven't even figured out what kind of picture one should use, yet. Does it have to be a special format, or do you convert any picture to 50*50?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:35 pm

Originally posted by Waverly

Hello CE, I?d be happy to buy you anything you?d like. Ask Viv to make you an avatar, she?s a genius. [yes dottie, I do have one ? I was feeling left out. You are looking at Waverly the half-elven fighter mage from my last BGII game] Anyway, CE, I?d give you one from my?err? collection. But neither you nor Buck would care for it.

Waverly!

How nice of you! What about a new laptop and nice house in the countryside? But perhaps you were thinking of something like a caffe latte...

I'm sure you have many flattering pictures in your collections, and I'm also sure using one of them would get me censored

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:39 pm

@CE:

JPG or GIF 50*50 and less then 20k large, that what it says when you try to add one atleast.

And to my (very limited) experience outlined pictures doesnt work so good in that size.

No other advise available.