Does size matter?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 12:26 am

Originally posted by Maegenhelm
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For most of you, I'm hobbit-sized though personally I never had insecurities about it. I get by despit being vertically challenged.

I used to have a gf 4 inches taller than me, and boy, did I have a problem putting my arms on her shoulder.

So I just had to do the next best thing...

I like my women with the bumps in the right places if that's what you're asking.

This reminds me of something Ishtar said in Time Enough For Love by Heinlein.

All women are the same height--lying down.

And, a couple of paragraphs later, after pulling Galahad to the floor, Ishtar said:

That's better. Now we're the same height.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 12:28 am

Re: Re: Re: Does size matter?

Originally posted by Weasel

I prefer big women and small women.

Disclaimer: I drive a tow truck so I can pick-up big ladies.

LOL!

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:14 am

don't spam

BTW this is not spam

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 5:10 am

I'm a bit bigger in size than the average person... never used to be but next thing I know I just grew a few inches in a week, and well that is VERY confusing, I have been a butterfingers since then. My typing speed has dropped and I have had little if any coordination. I also do not eat as much.

And I am talking about height as a whole, not just my weenie, and if you REALLY want to know yes that grew too, but I really don't care 'cuz I'm not planning on using it until I get married

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:53 am

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock
I'm a bit bigger in size than the average person... never used to be but next thing I know I just grew a few inches in a week, and well that is VERY confusing, I have been a butterfingers since then. My typing speed has dropped and I have had little if any coordination. I also do not eat as much.

And I am talking about height as a whole, not just my weenie, and if you REALLY want to know yes that grew too, but I really don't care 'cuz I'm not planning on using it until I get married

Good for you Sandy... use those morales!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:05 am

Could this happen???

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock
I'm not planning on using it until I get married

The thing of nightmares.....Wedding Night and you find it doesn't work.

Public message : Don't let this happen to you. The shame of a broken George on your wedding night is something you will have to live with the rest of your life. (Plus your wife will never let you live it down) Try your George out before hand!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:11 am

I'm not planning on using it until I get married

Then my advice to you is NOT to drink.

Oh the horror of what a few beers have caused me to do in my time

Makes me feel so disturbed, I need a drink

opens a beer.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:19 am

I don't really think size matters. As the wise Aegis was saying, it gets too superficial.

Plus, my opinion has always been that ALL people get ugly with age, might as well pick someone who makes you laugh... In regards to size..I'd rather have a man who's willing to spend that extra time than thinks he's all that and I should be blown over because of a few silly inches...

Just a Viv rant

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:26 am

LOL. Funny.

There's no right or wrong answer. I'd be cynical and say those who say it doesn't matter haven't got it.

Generally, size can make up for a lack of technique. Enthusiasm can make up for a lack of both of these. I try all 3 and get pretty good results. Sex is fantastic

What I do know is there's a right person for everyone and when you meet that person it won't matter if you've got a teenie wanger - she won't laugh all the time.

I like to meet the right girl once every six months or so.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:29 am

A rant worth listen too.

Originally posted by Vivien
I'd rather have a man who's willing to spend that extra time than thinks he's all that

Just a Viv rant

You hear that Waverly.

(Breaks down and sings...
"Shot to the heart and your to blame, you gave love a bad name".

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:30 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
LOL. Funny.

There's no right or wrong answer. I'd be cynical and say those who say it doesn't matter haven't got it. Generally, size can make up for a lack of technique. Enthusiasm can make up for a lack of both of these. I try all 3 and get pretty good results. Sex is fantastic

What I do know is there's a right person for everyone and when you meet that person it won't matter if you've got a teenie wanger - she won't laugh all the time.

I like to meet the right girl once every six months or so.

You are cynical!!

And what happens with this right girl if you need a new one every six months?

(P.S. I still don't believe that that's your chin.)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:39 am

That is my view about size.

Re: the right girl, its me who tends to get dumped (go figure?!

) then fall in love again. My current relationship is 16 months old (a record!!).

It is my chin. Don't make me bring out the drunk photo to prove it. Its scary.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:55 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
That is my view about size.

Re: the right girl, its me who tends to get dumped (go figure?! ) then fall in love again. My current relationship is 16 months old (a record!!).

It is my chin. Don't make me bring out the drunk photo to prove it. Its scary.

I can drop this topic if this gets innapropriate, but there are a few other issues here.

Having had numerous open hearted discussions with female friends over wine, we have come to a few conclusions. I'm the only one who always says 'size doesn't matter' I admit, not all say that. Most however, do not want a man who is too large any more than a man who is too small. In all honesty, if the man is too large for the woman, it hurts, and it's not always just that first few times that it hurts. *shrugs*

But women, or at least my friends, are looking for so much more out of a man than just sex, I guess it's just not that big of a deal for us

Congratulations on the 16 months!!

Weasel:
ROFL!!!

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:56 am

that is NOT your chin! i demand to see the picture!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:02 am

Scarred for life!!

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR
that is NOT your chin! i demand to see the picture!

Somethings in life are better left to the unknown!!

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:05 am

trust me i have seen worse (whatever he looks like)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:11 am

You asked for it

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR
trust me i have seen worse (whatever he looks like)

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:15 am

Believe it or not they teach you this in Behavourial science class, a friend of mine once told me that they got a male friend of theirs drunk, put his hand in warm water over night and when he woke up he had wet himself, they never told him they had done it, he was so embarrased

It is the ultimate weapon for a woman

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:18 am

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 10:40 am

@ Vivien.

Touche. Very carefully worded too, well done!

I can imagine that would be painful and wasn't in any way suggesting I was hung like a donkey.

(oh to have your gift for words

).

I guess there are lots of things that can be "not right". But when its right, its very, very good.

From talking to my female friends, that appears to be a good mix of size and technique.

The same is true the other way around.

But lets not go there.