Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

fugitive · Post by **fugitive** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 3:27 pm

but boo isnt just a normal hamster, never forget that. i mean, as a miniature giant space hamster who's best friend is that psycho guy (lets not describe him anymore, that is sufficient) youve got a very heavy 'baggage' on your shoulders. esspecialy if you beat his iq about 20 times, whiles your brains arent any bigger than the size of a peanut. (a lot of math, i know

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GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 3:36 pm

Walking to the tavern, Gan stopped for a second, consuming several Hangover Kombat's, expecting great things.

Opening the door I felt my jaw hitting the floor. This place is too much I thought. But it's the only drinking establishment in the area, and I already took those damn pills.

I walked over to the bar, seeing a GSH enjoying a tequila, I decided too order one as well. One bottle that is.

fugitive · Post by **fugitive** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 3:45 pm

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV
One bottle that is.

just one? you can never get happy that way

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 3:56 pm

No you can't but it would be a nice start.

fugitive · Post by **fugitive** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 4:01 pm

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV
No you can't but it would be a nice start.

just not me? why not? you got something against gnomes? ill get my gnome friends and beat you up! you better not show your face anymore anywhere near the slums

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 4:50 pm

ok, that lady who took 30 minutes to sign up for her hotmail account called back.

this time I did it FOR her. Then she wanted MSN MEssenger......I told her I had never heard of it.

By the way people, I have just built a room onto the back of the bar. Massages are now available. points to scantily clad ladies in the corner. Tip them well guys.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:01 pm

*walks in and imediately gets attacked by one of the bears*

*swings her glaive, knocking out the bear*

*mutters* Damn beer drinking bears.

*sits down at the bar, glaring at nothing in particular* Got any of that "Green Stuff"?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:08 pm

What better way to call Waverly...scantily clad

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

By the way people, I have just built a room onto the back of the bar. Massages are now available. points to scantily clad ladies in the corner. Tip them well guys.

The Darker Flamers will burn this place down.....better get insurance.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:16 pm

"What better way to call Waverly...scantily clad"

I'll have you know I'm fully clothed. I'm not even touching myself at the moment

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:19 pm

I guess I'll just have to hire a couple guys to take care of the ladies then

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:23 pm

Some need to learn the hard way

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I guess I'll just have to hire a couple guys to take care of the ladies then

Yes that is what I would do. Make sure they call them names as well...that will tell them.

@Waverly

LMAO

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:27 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
"What better way to call Waverly...scantily clad"

I'll have you know I'm fully clothed. I'm not even touching myself at the moment

Thats a first...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:39 pm

Re: Some need to learn the hard way

Originally posted by Weasel
Yes that is what I would do. Make sure they beat me wi an inch of my life for my spamming ways as well...that will teach me.

Hmm that explains a lot Weasel

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:57 pm

Re: Re: Some need to learn the hard way

@ T'lainya I was just trying to give Bloodstalker some good old Weasel advise...(And then watch the fireworks)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 6:59 pm

Weasel, I begin to suspect you have foul intentions.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:16 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
By the way people, I have just built a room onto the back of the bar. Massages are now available. points to scantily clad ladies in the corner. Tip them well guys.

Great! But I'd like a scantily clad gentleman to give me massage...do you have any available?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:23 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
By the way people, I have just built a room onto the back of the bar. Massages are now available. points to scantily clad ladies in the corner. Tip them well guys.

Hmm...I could certainly use a massage. I still can't get my computer to work.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:28 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

Great! But I'd like a scantily clad gentleman to give me massage...do you have any available?

I would offer, but I'm working...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:29 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans

Great! But I'd like a scantily clad gentleman to give me massage...do you have any available?

I would be suprised if you dont get someone to do it for free, and i suspect you would be too

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

Hmm...I could certainly use a massage. I still can't get my computer to work.

Computers are evil in a nice kind of way, much like cats.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:38 pm

@Aegis, Aegis, here are two nice and pretty ladies in need of a massage, and you claim to be working??? What is the world coming to?

@Dot: Hi there, how are you doing? Yes, I think both I and SS will find some nice person willing to give us a massage, question is - is it somebody who we would trust to work on our tense muscles?

@SS: I've also been having computer problems this week, I hate it, it's so boring and annoying