Be all you can be...in the COMM army

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:18 am

After the Chaotic attempt to smear COMM and me, I realized some are not happy because they have been excluded from COMM. The Wannbe Gods are in a uproar because of low..to non..attendence. Evil Incarnated has lost his "I wannbe a Wank" crowd. And the OldSchool Spammers are just riding COMM's success hoping to make a comeback. So to even things out and make it fair, I will be taking application for new members of COMM. So as to not make you felt left out.

1.State your name.
2.Why you should be a COMM.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:22 am

I note there are no women COMM, I think for a reason

*goes back to being a member of the Fae*

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:23 am

I will join the ranks of this organization, though I do not know all of its basic tenants. Since I am a senior member here, I'll need a extremely powerful position within the ranks here. And I'll need to privvy to ALL of the secret machinations, plans and plots. If you'll agree to those terms, you'll have the Power of the Witch King on your side. Otherwise, things will go quite differently.

K

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:29 am

Originally posted by Witch King
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Otherwise, things will go quite differently.

Ohhhh! Is this a threat to the High COMM?? I certanly hope not, because if it is I am sure he will make the lil' COMMies go after you and haunt you for the rest of your life!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:32 am

Originally posted by Vivien
I note there are no women COMM, I think for a reason

*goes back to being a member of the Fae*

The lovely Vivien brings up a good point. Due to the inflirt-tration of Waverly in the mist of the Flamers, vile lies have been spread. My attempts to undue the harm has been unsuccessful so far. One day my hopes will be seen and the lies will be fade away.

Originally posted by Witch King
I will join the ranks of this organization, though I do not know all of its basic tenants. Since I am a senior member here, I'll need a extremely powerful position within the ranks here. And I'll need to privvy to ALL of the secret machinations, plans and plots. If you'll agree to those terms, you'll have the Power of the Witch King on your side. Otherwise, things will go quite differently.

K

No agreement needed, you already have them....just on little sentence is all that is needed...I'm a COMMer.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:34 am

Is this a general audition? Or does President Weasel have specific positions in mind. (by positions I do not mean missionary..etc

)

As campaign manager for the Presidential election, I am assuming I shall be offered a high profile post.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:36 am

Originally posted by Vicsun

COMMies

COMMies is a trademark of Weasel Inc. Unauthorized use is forbidden.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:38 am

Originally posted by McBane
Is this a general audition? Or does President Weasel have specific positions in mind. (by positions I do not mean missionary..etc )

As campaign manager for the Presidential election, I am assuming I shall be offered a high profile post.

It's just a general audition. But be sure you and Foul will have high post.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:42 am

Originally posted by Weasel
It's just a general audition. But be sure you and Foul will have high post.

Could you please be a little more specific. I am a little nervous to be "underneath" Foul

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:47 am

Originally posted by McBane

Could you please be a little more specific. I am a little nervous to be "underneath" Foul

Not only will you be underneath Foul, you will also be underneath Weasel.
So think about it long and hard... once your in there's no way out!

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 11:33 am

Dear High Tyrant Weasel:

It has come to my attention that the name of our exalted organization is similar to that of the political philosophy espoused and propogated by the former Soviet Union. Even if this were merely coincidental, the fact that COMM members are referred to as "Commies" inspires feelings of unease and, shall we say, pure disgust, among state department officials, and especially the operatives we have secretly posted within the Pentagon. I, therefore, formally request as name change. Being a staunch Republican, anti-communist/socialist, and ardent Reagan-worshipper to boot, I too must include myself among this "potentially" splinter group if a change in our official title will not be forthcoming. I look forward to your response with full confidence in your intelligence, wisdom and decisiveness in action.

Your fellow COMM member,

Lord Eminem

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 11:33 am

Weasel, private message me with the secrets now, I am eager to begin my work.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 11:50 am

Weasel is a trademark of KidD01 Inc. Unauthorized use will be prosecuted by your local law.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:04 pm

Communism cannot exist in a human based world.

Originally posted by EMINEM
Dear High Tyrant Weasel:

It has come to my attention that the name of our exalted organization is similar to that of the political philosophy espoused and propogated by the former Soviet Union. Even if this were merely coincidental, the fact that COMM members are referred to as "Commies" inspires feelings of unease and, shall we say, pure disgust, among state department officials, and especially the operatives we have secretly posted within the Pentagon. I, therefore, formally request as name change. Being a staunch Republican, anti-communist/socialist, and ardent Reagan-worshipper to boot, I too must include myself among this "potentially" splinter group if a change in our official title will not be forthcoming. I look forward to your response with full confidence in your intelligence, wisdom and decisiveness in action.

Your fellow COMM member,

Lord Eminem

Born in 1971, I was there when Reagan "tore down the wall" and sent the(If you want to call it a Communist State) to the bone yard.

So I will be open to idea's for a new improved name in his honour.

But remember it needs to be based on communicating.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:16 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
COMMies is a trademark of Weasel Inc. Unauthorized use is forbidden.

Now this is looking familar...

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:57 pm

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:06 pm

Just read the PM!

Yes, yes, Alienbob, I got your PM, you can come out of the weather and join COMM.

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:12 pm

what the hell are you talking about???

WOOHOOO!!!!!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:15 pm

Bob has been in the moon shine again!!!

I am a COMM and the resident logistics head.
You need a car, a mobile, women.
Tell me.
If you need an anti-spammer weapons i got a couple.
And it is call free for COMMers!

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:18 pm

Originally posted by CM
Bob has been in the moon shine again!!!

I am a COMM and the resident logistics head.
You need a car, a mobile, women.
Tell me.
If you need an anti-spammer weapons i got a couple.
And it is call free for COMMers!

tempting.....very tempting..