Throw some oil on the fireOriginally posted by Ned Flanders
Have things gotten a little soft in here. BS, your weakness for the ladies is glaring and I believe there is a secret coup to take over the tavern for themselves. Setting up a massage parlor, a message board, love potions. It sounds like a female establishment.
I'd ask McBane, Aegis, and Nippy to take these facts into consideration. I, for one, fear our humble owner may be a bit too soft. The concept of this tavern initially was the virtual pub of 'the man show'. Women were supposed to be invited to serve, not command. It was supposed to be about the booze and the wild animals, not love potions and aveda candles.
What ho! Please take mine words not out of context and let us grip this conspiracy by the throat and squeeze the life out of it. If not, we will all be servants in 'Ysh's spa of harmony'. Think of the tasks we'll be asked to carry out where a guy can only look and not touch. My still replaced with a daiquiri machine. The grizzlies replaced with koala's. The croc pit replaced with a make-over parlor. Oh, the humanity.
I have to say Ned is telling the truth here. Sad sad... All of you don't realize..you are already servants in 'Ysh's spa of Harmony. Just another group fallen to the whims of the ladies. The He-Man of He-Men...El Flirty Waverly would be very disappointed to see these turn of events. Take a stand or at least change the name to something better suited..Like The CareBear Cave.
and watch it burn.