Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:57 pm

Now is not the time for tea. we're trying to unlock a conspiracy here. Nippy, if he asks again, strap him up with aegis.

There'll be time for tea soon enough. For now, this is my inquisition.

**whips out chic magnet +4 and smiles at the unloaded uzi's. so glad we take those clips at the door now**

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:59 pm

by georgi
It sounds far more likely to me that BS would have encouraged women to take over his tavern...

blasphemer

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:01 pm

However, I did start the rumors of a takeover. take into consideration what I was reading (love potions, massages for the women?!?!?!?!?, and message boards) and my conclusions however haste were valid.

I agree, the conclusions were indeed valid. However, the love potion was explained, and used only for the fun of watching CM deal with several amouros bears. I see how that could violate a certain male code though, and am willing to dispatch of the remaining supplies.

@ CM, as I said before, you have earned it.

Slides CM a glass of tea down the bar.

Aegis, I await your defense, however, I agree with Ned, make it quick so we can get back to drinking.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:01 pm

Ah but you did not take out the desert eagle.
fine i will wait, but it better be damn good.
Second you want to torture aegis???
Great.
I will join as well.
Want some help??

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:03 pm

Hey thanks.

Gulps the tea down in one gulp.
Excellent one Barkeep.
Now when do we torture aegis????

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:06 pm

aegis is not be touched yet.

I hope you enjoyed your tea, the owner overruled me.

clocks ticking.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:06 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Now is not the time for tea. we're trying to unlock a conspiracy here. Nippy, if he asks again, strap him up with aegis.

Don't you think being strapped up with Aegis is a bit of a harsh punishment for asking for a cup of tea?

Even if it *is* Fas...

Blasphemy? Are you saying BS would rather avoid all the women?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:07 pm

Patience CM, we have not determined the guilt of Aegis. rest assuered, if he is guilty, I have no objection to the torture and execution of the traitor. however, I still have my doubts, as I have stated in the past, I believe Weasel has foul intentions.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:09 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
aegis is not be touched yet.

Hmmm, the things you men get up to...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:10 pm

in your dreams georgi in your dreams!

Thanks BS for the tea.
I will await your call before torturing Aegis.
Well helping you with it.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:14 pm

Originally posted by CM
in your dreams georgi in your dreams!

Nightmares, I can assure you

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:14 pm

by georgi
Blasphemy? Are you saying BS would rather avoid all the women?

Not at all. In fact, I'm quite certain he'd be content to have several love slaves simulataneously. However, the redecoration of his tavern is inappropriate, at best. I merely intervened and pointed out where his feminine side was getting him. Now, I'm not saying a feminine side is a bad thing, however, there's no place for it at the tavern.

Perhaps I could have rephrased that part about touching aegis. Forever will I be slandered in the halls of SYM

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:15 pm

Such a dirty mind

Hmmm, the things you men get up to...

Ok, whatever you are thinking, I am certain it would be against the rules of this tavern, and punishable in the most extreme and painful ways imaginable.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:19 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Now, I'm not saying a feminine side is a bad thing, however, there's no place for it at the tavern.

Perhaps I could have rephrased that part about touching aegis. Forever will I be slandered in the halls of SYM

I guess I'll have to open a new drinking esablishment after all then...

That can be arranged

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:22 pm

Georgi if they were nightmares then you must be a guy!!

Anyway i am off.
Ma Salama - Arabic for walk in peace - all.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:26 pm

Re: Such a dirty mind

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Ok, whatever you are thinking, I am certain it would be against the rules of this tavern, and punishable in the most extreme and painful ways imaginable.

I'm beginning to doubt whether it's just a tavern you're running here... are you sure it shouldn't be called Bloodstalker's House of Pain?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:29 pm

I'm beginning to doubt whether it's just a tavern you're running here... are you sure it shouldn't be called Bloodstalker's House of Pain?

your point?

Hold, I am getting some information from the lurker spy network, I will process and post the findings momentarily.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:29 pm

by georgi
I'm beginning to doubt whether it's just a tavern you're running here... are you sure it shouldn't be called Bloodstalker's House of Pain?

he who breaks the law...goes back to the house of pain...back to the house of pain

thanks georgi, you assisted me in remembering some tunes I'd long since forgotten. thank you.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:32 pm

Originally posted by CM
Georgi if they were nightmares then you must be a guy!!

No, I'm just more picky about my men than you are about your women

Bye

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:35 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
your point?

That you might get more suitable clientele if you advertised more accurately?

@Ned umm, whatever