The Men's Room

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:06 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
This is the Man Show. We even have a Wheelbarrow of porn.

That is of course grunty hasn't stolen it all yet...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:11 pm

*KidD hangs a poster of nekkid Salma hoping Grunty will not notice it*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:14 pm

Originally posted by Morlock:
Could someone show me to the Urinals please?
I've had a bit to much too drink.

It's over here...

I hope that Gandalfgal cleaned up his mess after using it.

@all Buddies: *points to the "reading chamber"* There's more of the Men's Magz over here. Some of the reading seats are specially and ergonomically designed for optimal "private-reading" pleasures!

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:19 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
@all Buddies: *points to the "reading chamber"* There's more of the Men's Magz over here. Some of the reading seats are specially and ergonomically designed for optimal "private-reading" pleasures!

I hope it "vibrates" too

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 10:23 pm

Originally posted by KidD01:
I hope it "vibrates" too

Vibrates?!!!!!

I thought that such stuff are for the ladies...

Oh, you mean does it SHAKE, RATTLE, and ROLL?

Sure it does!

Goes with a built-in body-massager to give you a good tone.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:23 pm

how did we let this one die

bump

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 5:31 pm

Re: how did we let this one die

Peacefully in its sleep at the end of its life?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 8:04 pm

Re: Re: how did we let this one die

Originally posted by Georgi
Peacefully in its sleep at the end of its life?

Hey@ Get out of the Men's room!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 8:41 pm

@georgi: you'll scare the COMMs. Their scared of females.

The Man Show!!! I am ThorinOakensfield and I am a man.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:36 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield
@georgi: you'll scare the COMMs. Their scared of females.

The Man Show!!! I am ThorinOakensfield and I am a man.

Dude, not only that, but this is the Mens Room!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 3:51 am

How the heck did this pass my attention????
I the male chauvinist must live here.

Moves in with a great big box of sports equipment, video games and computer stuff.
This place needs a lan system for multi-playing.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:41 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield
@georgi: you'll scare the COMMs. Their scared of females.

Me? Scared of females????!!!!!!

Of course not!

I am Maharlika and I am a Man.

@COMMrade Fas/CM: Mi casa esu casa. Feel at home and check out those ergonmically designed "ROCKing chairs."

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 4:58 am

Scared of women?
These spammers are delusional!

hmmm....left me try these chairs.
Comfy....mmmm.....food.....pamela anderson....hmmm......good......must.....sleep.....dream.....chair......nice!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:09 am

Originally posted by Weasel

The world is coming to an end!!!!

Ah,the full complement of COMMS.Well,good for an ultimatum to be delivered.
I have decided to become a renegade and with others of like mind,to form the Charter of LurKoms,so that balance will prevail.Beware,then!!!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:17 am

*takes out his uzi and hands Mar his desert eagle*

So you saying you are leaving COMM???

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:26 am

I don't get it, WHY????

Originally posted by NCT

Ah,the full complement of COMMS.Well,good for an ultimatum to be delivered.
I have decided to become a renegade and with others of like mind,to form the Charter of LurKoms,so that balance will prevail.Beware,then!!!

What happened COMMrade Chairman? *stays the muzzle of CM's uzi*

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:55 am

I think the chairman has been into neds moonshine once again!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 5:56 am

Originally posted by CM
*takes out his uzi and hands Mar his desert eagle*

So you saying you are leaving COMM???

Futile weapons against the power of LurKOM.But then,we must adapt to the new Scheme of Things.
The light shines no more and the High COMM will be ruthlessly exposed.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:00 am

Originally posted by CM
I think the chairman has been into neds moonshine once again!

That,and a score of other things decided me to become renegade.The purity of COMM exists no longer.
Too much drink and false piety.That is what it has come to.No ladies to succour the "mind",no cookies.All this shall be rectified.We grow stronger as we speak.The LurKOM Charter will prevail.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jan 29, 2002 6:23 am

Dammit Ned what do you put in that moonshine???