Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:26 pm

Hi BS

I'm ok, how are you? How's business?

@Waverly There's nothing like quality entertainment... and you are nothing like quality entertainment

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 8:58 pm

You consider him entertainment?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:13 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
You consider him entertainment?

Kind of like a court jester, if you will...

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:19 pm

What kind of liquor is served here??

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:24 pm

Originally posted by Kennett
What kind of liquor is served here??

Anything, and since BS isnt here, im sure you can help yourself to it...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:29 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Anything, and since BS isnt here, im sure you can help yourself to it...

Like the rest of us do

*sips her Pina Colada*

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:32 pm

The Usual

Anybody see a keg of Paulaner around here?

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:37 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Like the rest of us do *sips her Pina Colada*

"Excuse me, could you make me one of those??"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:39 pm

Hey, Drunk Monk

*points behind the bar* I think I saw a keg back there somewhere

Are you calmer this evening?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:40 pm

*Stumbles in, drunk and ornery* Make sure you card that Kenny guy, bartender. Please put a Guinness on Georgi’s tab for me.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:40 pm

Hello moench, and congratulations on 400.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:42 pm

Originally posted by Kennett
"Excuse me, could you make me one of those??"

Do I look like a bar wench?!?

On second thought, don't answer that...

Usually I wouldn't mind getting the drinks, but since you didn't say the magic word, I'm afraid you'll have to get your own

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:43 pm

ID????? You have to show ID????

I have, ID's from every State and one from the UK, Scotland and Ireland. Oh yes, ID from Brazil.

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:44 pm

@Georgi: I'm not sure, but the beer will help ... Oh, no - here comes the W-man. I'm looking to you to protect me, Georgi.

@Dottie: Thanks! I only just noticed myself!

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:44 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Do I look like a bar wench?!?

On second thought, don't answer that...

Usually I wouldn't mind getting the drinks, but since you didn't say the magic word, I'm afraid you'll have to get your own

Um

That was not my opinion of you. I never had a Pino colata or what ever you call it.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:45 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Hello moench, and congratulations on 400.

Oh! I didn't notice!

Congrats, DM! *hug*

@Waverly Arriving at a pub already sozzled kind of defeats the point of being there

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:48 pm

Originally posted by Kennett
ID????? You have to show ID????

I have, ID's from every State and one from the UK, Scotland and Ireland. Oh yes, ID from Brazil.

Kenny, multiple identities are a serious crime. You wouldn't want to make the bartender... or Waverly... angry now would you?

Drink a Shirley Temple and like it.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:49 pm

Originally posted by der Moench
Oh, no - here comes the W-man. I'm looking to you to protect me, Georgi.

Don't worry, I'm not scared of Waverly... unless he starts stripping again!

@Kennett Well, maybe I will make you one in a minute... but I think you should introduce yourself first

Let's see that Brazilian ID... impressive cleavage!!!

Kennett · Post by **Kennett** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:54 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
Kenny, multiple identities are a serious crime. You wouldn't want to make the bartender... or Waverly... angry now would you?

Drink a Shirley Temple and like it.

I would drink, Lite beer. Before drinking a Shirley Temple. "Trying not to puke on the bar"

@Georgi: If I had breasts, I would never leave home.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 29, 2002 9:56 pm

Actually Georgi, it just gives you a head start.

oK, I see new faces here, so here's a rundown of the place.

We have any and all alcoholic beverages, ned negotioates the contracts and makes the Electric Shine.

Also, we have tea for CM, and at this point and time, only CM has earned the right to drink tea in here. Please check the house rules on page one.

main points......

exposure of male flesh will result in the untimly demise in whatever way is deemed suitable by the owner aka me

exposure of female flesh is encouraged, and may result in substantial discounts.

Feed the crocs at your own risk..

And nevr EVER touch Buzzy the Bears beer unless you are prepared to take it by force.

disclaimer: Bloodstalker will in now way be held liable for any personal harm befalling customers as the must sign the waiver before entrance is permitted.