A History lesson for the wee ones

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 02, 2002 8:44 pm

Back for more therapy?

@minions - Hear me. Now you have persisted in posting despite extreme encouragement to stop I must draw your attention to the virtual waiver you electronically signed with your last post in 'History for the wee ones'.

Kindly look to your virtual right. See the fluffly (yes that's right @Aegis - FLUFFY WUFFY) bunny sitting there? Say hi to your guardian angel. You will be accompanied by your guardian angel at al times in real life from now on. When you tell a little lie it will correct you when you do something wrong it will download the .mpg to the relevant authorities.

But better yet - when you are down - it will sing happy fluffy joy songs like the one @Georgi mentioned to you to cheer you up.

@KidD01 your bunny is called Cuddles
@Georgi your bunny is called Wuffels
@GandalfgalTTV you bunny is called Patches
@Aegis your bunny is called Fluffy
@Alienbob your bunny is called ET.

Any attempt to bend, fold, mutilate (etc.) your bunny would be very un-fluffy-joy-joy and may cause a large electric shock to the groinal area.

Thank You for your ongoing cooperation and

HAVE A NICE DAY

. - Carrot !

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Feb 02, 2002 9:40 pm

Re: Back for more therapy?

Originally posted by Curdis
[B@Aegis your bunny is called Fluffy
[/b]

Using the powers of spam, I hereby change the rabbits name ot Eunice.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Feb 02, 2002 11:31 pm

And using my power bestowed by the ancient Keepers and My Flame Master, Waverly...I name my bunny : Bugs....*Crunch, Crunch....Nyah Wazzup, Doc ?

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 8:07 am

Calling upon the ancient powers of the shadow. I hereby declare the name of my fluffy bunny, not to be patches but to be patch.

patch
n.
A fool or clown; a dolt.
dolt
n.
A stupid person; a dunce.

Much more appropriate.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 10:15 am

Hasenpfeffer (Rabbit Stew)
Rabbit stew made with bacon, wine, garlic, shallots,
other herbs and spices. Prep Time: approx. 30 Minutes. Cook
Time: approx. 1 Hour 30 Minutes. Ready in: approx. 2 Hours .
Makes 4 servings.

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3 pounds rabbit meat, cleaned
and cut into pieces
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 pound bacon, diced
1/2 cup finely chopped shallots
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 cup dry red wine
1 cup water
1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules
1 tablespoon currant jelly
10 black peppercorns, crushed
1 bay leaf
1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed
1/8 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed
2 teaspoons lemon juice
3 tablespoons water
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

Directions
1 Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium
high heat until evenly brown. Drain on paper towelling and
set aside. Sprinkle rabbit with salt and coat with 1/3 cup
flour, shaking off excess. Brown rabbit in remaining bacon
fat. Remove from skillet, along with all but 2 tablespoons
of the fat, and reserve.
2 Saute shallots and garlic in skillet for about 4
minutes, until tender. Stir in wine, 1 cup water and bouillon.
Heat to boiling, then stir in jelly, peppercorns, bay leaf,
rosemary and thyme. Return rabbit and bacon to skillet. Heat to
boiling, then reduce heat to low. Cover and let simmer about 1
1/2 hours or until rabbit is tender.
3 Remove bay leaf and discard. Place rabbit on a warm
platter and keep warm while preparing gravy.
4 To Make Gravy: Stir lemon juice into skillet with
cooking liquid. Combine 3 tablespoons water with 2 tablespoons
flour and mix together; stir mixture into skillet over low
heat. Finally, stir in thyme. Pour gravy over stew and
serve, or pour into a gravy boat and serve on the side.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 5:15 pm

Nice recipe, but why are you staring at patch like that?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 6:28 pm

Tried the vegetarian option?

@minions,

So glad that you have taken ownership of your new pals.(@GandalfGalTTV - Patch is so much more you, I like the colour too,@Aegis - Eunice ~ are you trying to say something? You Nice? How wounderfully exciting! I can see we are all going to have such fun,@KidD01 - Bugs is nice too and I can see your going to have all sorts of amazing adventures with the little scamp)

@VoodooDali, welcome aboard! Your guardian is called Sparkles.

And just a friendly little reminder, the *thought* of doing anything unCUDDLEY WUDDLEY with your FLUFFY little friends is bad enough but following through on your UNFLUFFY WUFFY .plan will result in those nasty shocks mentioned in the waiver/licensing agreement(TM). The designers of Guardian Angels(TM) did not count on you disgustingly sick sickos actually hurting your FLUFFY friends to get your jollies via the aforesaid shocks, BUT they did think of the extreme loss that you might feel should you accidentally LOSE your HUGGLY WUGGLY pal by say accidentally strapping it to an outgoing space shuttle (inside the rocket booster), and included the INSTANT replacement mode in the specification so you will never have to confont the issue of LOSS when it comes to your BOUNCY WOUNCY chum.

*Group hug* - Curdis !

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 9:54 pm

Alienbob: oops i pressed the Post Reply Button again.
ET THE SPACE BUNNY: Bad Bob. :SMACK:
AB: OWWW! What the hell was that for?
ETTSB: Thou shalt not disobey the rules set in place by thy master, fool. :SMACK: And furthermore, thou shall refrain from asking stupid quetions. :SMACK: Even furthermore, thou shalt not use pointless earthling obsceneties such as 'HELL'. :SMACK:
AB: And thou shalt not smackest me any more or thou shall feelest my wrath.

ETTSB: Dost thou dare to mock??? :SMACK:
AB: Alright now Im pissed.

ulls out plasma rifle:
ETTSB: Thou shalt not shootest thy bunny you stu-
AB:

ulls trigger. there is a flash of white light:
ETTSB::sizzles:
AB: Heh heh heh, from now on your name will be Sizzles. Any objections?
SIZZLES: :sizzels:
AB: Good. i think you and me will get along just fine.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 10:41 pm

@Alien Bob,

Very UNFLUFFY of you. But we understand, being bathed in the excrement which is SYM would warp even the most SWEETY WEETY of dispositions wouldn't it ums. But perhaps I should refer you to the what happens after :SIZZLES: part again.

*PoP*
Look its
-> ET the space bunny MK2! <-

We took the liberty of stepping up the voltage on this one 'to meet client requirements' was what was in the minutes.. yeah that's right. Oh and it has a self ejecting 'black box' just in case you thought that a saucer experience would make its day.

So now you and -> ET the space bunny MK2! <- can get to know each other better and share some quality time. Knew you'd like it. No need to thank me. *Big Hugs OoOoOoO* - Curdis !

Oh, and I'd be very careful where I put That finger in future.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 12:51 am

@Curdis: LMAO, don't know if it's fluffy wuffy fun, but it sure is fun.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:54 am

What a wonderful world

@GandalfgalTTV,

See if we could all just be nice to one another it would be such a better place. Make sure you give Patch a big cuddle - Soon you shall be ready for step two. *Big Hugs OoOoOoO* - Chaoss !

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:51 am

First the Intergalatic Space Pig, now this! Well, we gotta have some sorta mascot I guess...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 10:50 am

SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be vewy vewy qwiet....I'm hunting wabbits.....huhuhuuhuuuhuh

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 10:56 am

Whats'up Doc!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 11:57 am

There you are you wascewly wabit.........

Fires at Gan....

Sorry dude.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:03 pm

fluffy wuffy bunny power

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 4:58 pm

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV
fluffy wuffy bunny power

And a new childrens entertainment show was born...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:02 pm

Didn't fluffy wuffy use to come on after Danger Mouse.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:21 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Didn't fluffy wuffy use to come on after Danger Mouse.

I wouldn't know.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:33 pm

Slowly reforms after the Men's Room explosion

Alright @minions many rivers and all that. Thanks for posting it is you who makes me strong. If you ceased to post I would cease to exist. I am the counter weight to your multiple 'Submit Reply's.

Some new faces.
@Bloodstalker your guardian Angel is called Cuddles
@Ned Flanders your guardian Angel is called Fluffy

*Climbs stairs to pulpit*

And now some words from our sponsors,

Watch not the Television lest it leads to excessive drooling.

Say not the words 'dude' or 'awesome' lest those who hear thee think even less of thy mental powers.

Post not unless you are of a mind to say something of real worth (Is O.K. to be wrong every now and then).

Post not here lest you become overburdened and are demeaned beyond being @minions and having fluffy bunnies as your constant companions.

Think not that it can't get any worse.

Oh and Please have a sparkly warkly nice nice day, or else - Curdis !