Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:20 pm

Just two? I am dissapointed in you.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:35 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I'm good for a lap dance or two.

Umm.....I would prefer the ladies to give the lap dances Ned, but if your good for one or two, start on BS over there.

He's rather inebreat..innebre..umm drunk. He might not notice the gender difference.

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:37 pm

SO i decide to enter this pub for the first time, and what do i see,
some guy Ned-something doing..... oh dear

Onyx

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:59 pm

Originally posted by Onyx
SO i decide to enter this pub for the first time, and what do i see,
some guy Ned-something doing..... oh dear

Onyx

Welcome to BToN - **Draws a cool pint, slides it down the bar**

**hands Onyx a sheet of paper with very small typing** If you would, please sign this small waiver.

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Welcome to BToN - **Draws a cool pint, slides it down the bar**

**hands Onyx a sheet of paper with very small typing** If you would, please sign this small waiver.

Well thanks, downs that pint in 2 sec's while trying to work out, whats going on here. Waiver? Do i really have to sign this?

Onyx

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:20 pm

Yeah you do.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:22 pm

Originally posted by Onyx

Well thanks, downs that pint in 2 sec's while trying to work out, whats going on here. Waiver? Do i really have to sign this?

Onyx

This is just standard operating procedure....Our esteemed owner **points to a comatose Bloodstalker** does not want to be held liable for any "damages" that may occur to people under the influence of alcohol.

Here, have a shot on the house...**pours shot of Neds shine

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:23 pm

ok, (very long pause), where do i sign again? LOL

Onyx

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:28 pm

Hey, can't a guy pass out around here without being pointed at?

Oh, a new customer huh? well, the house rules are on the first page, and as long as you sign the waiver, you are welcome.

Just don't feed the crocs, unless you announce it first so we can watch.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:28 pm

Just sign at the bottom.....that's it.....**pours another pint and shot**

The establishment thanks you for your cooperation.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:31 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Hey, can't a guy pass out around here without being pointed at?

Oh, a new customer huh? well, the house rules are on the first page, and as long as you sign the waiver, you are welcome.

Just don't feed the crocs, unless you announce it first so we can watch.

Ixnay on the rocskay! Onyx is just about to sign the waiver.

BTW, you may want to have a talk with Ned....it seems as if he wanted to give a few lap dances..**looks around** Seeing as there are no ladies in here currently, I thought it kinda odd.

He hasn't been pilfering through my briefcase, has he???

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:33 pm

Ned's shine....
is that like... um...uh... moonshine

Onyx

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 2:45 pm

How much does a lap dance from Ned cost? I’ll buy one for the newcomer, just let me know if there is going to be any tea bagging so I can look away.

I’d like a shot of cough syrup and a beaker of vodka when you have a moment, barkeep. What hallucinogenics do you have on tap?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 3:05 pm

Originally posted by McBane

BTW, you may want to have a talk with Ned....it seems as if he wanted to give a few lap dances..**looks around** Seeing as there are no ladies in here currently, I thought it kinda odd.

As an accomplished lurker, you should know better than to assume, my friend

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 4:34 pm

@Waverly, you'll have to go through McBanes briefcase for the halucenogenics, and if Ned starts giving lapdances, I doubt they will cost much.

@Ysh, hey hun

Are you actualy online when I am?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 4:51 pm

** wakes up and wonder where his pants are, now**

What I meant to say was that I'd be happy to receive lap dances, not give them, unless Ysh is requesting. Stop blushing. You want a lap-diddly dance from Fabulous Flanders.

BS,

I've a new rule to add for page one. Get McBane in on this one. How about if we add a mandatory shot of electric shine as an initiation rite. Seems like Waverly would approve since he's requesting liquid hallucinogenic on draught. Perhaps Waverly has a copy of CE's study on seratonin. McBane, how much do kegs of liquid hallucinogenics cost and what should we serve it in.

Are you recruiting the playmates from last nights fear factor to give lap dances. In that case, I'll take 50.

**slides a shot of electric shine down to onyx.**

The bears have just brewed a fresh batch.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:10 pm

Ned, sounds good to me. The mandatory shine will help seperate the men from the boys.

Actually, I have decided to bring in aboout 15-20 strippers, all which have to meet my "measurements"

They should be hear in a little while. Hit them with a shot of shine as soon as they walk in the door.

Also, there will be a wet t-shirt contest tommorrow night for any ladies who are interested. Sign up sheets are behind the bar. You might as well go ahead and sign up, as that will save me the trouble of doing it for you.

Ned, McBane and myself will of course be the judges.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:20 pm

wet tee shirt contest!!!!!

Excellent!

**plays air guitar**

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Ned, sounds good to me. The mandatory shine will help seperate the men from the boys.

Actually, I have decided to bring in aboout 15-20 strippers, all which have to meet my "measurements" They should be hear in a little while. Hit them with a shot of shine as soon as they walk in the door.

Also, there will be a wet t-shirt contest tommorrow night for any ladies who are interested. Sign up sheets are behind the bar. You might as well go ahead and sign up, as that will save me the trouble of doing it for you.

Ned, McBane and myself will of course be the judges.

Excuse me, but I'm also l part of the international community for wet t-shirt judging. I am also part of the board...

Now, I'm going to bed, so I'll have a shot of shine for the road. i.e. my bed about a metre from my computer. Actually, make that a pint...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:27 pm

Well, Nippy, I had you and Aegis in mind to do the job of wetting the t-shirts.....but, as you wish