Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 10:57 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Yes you may CE, I'll stand over here while you try them on.

The g-strings were a bit too large for me, and I think silver suits you much better than it suits me

You will look great in them, I assure you. Good night, BS!

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 11:27 pm

The things that happen in here, while I sleep. I'm almost sorry my insomnia has been getting better lately, knowing what I'm mssing.

@SS: You're a bartenders nightmare.

@Waverly: Shaking your...., oh my. *Such a gruesome mental image to have on a empty stomach.*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 11:35 pm

If Waverly's game, I'm game too!

Originally posted by Waverly
Point of order: I’ve got an uneasy feeling about any wet clothing competitions mixed with hallucinogenics. I’m still game , just don’t think it’s a good idea is all.

*runs to fetch some nice white tennis shorts*

*runs back home to get his batik-sarong for men*

Oh yeah, might need this too. *gets his native g-strings*

So, who else is MAN ENOUGH to show his wares...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 11:36 pm

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV
@SS: You're a bartenders nightmare.

True, but they put up with me anyway.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 11:54 pm

Walking around, telling people you like wet t-shirts competitions without the t-shirt. Will make you every male bartenders favorite. Regardless of drinks ordered.

@Maharlika: Put on some pants man. I just woke up, and my stomach is already acting like a washing machine.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:23 am

Originally posted by Maharlika

*runs back home to get his batik-sarong for men*

Oh yeah, might need this too. *gets his native g-strings*

So, who else is MAN ENOUGH to show his wares...

Oh, you'll be very hot for the competition - sarong's on men are very nice, especially when the male in question is dancing

EDIT: Time to work, see you all later.

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:38 am

Did some-one say hallucinogen ?! I never miss the opportunity to mix pharmaceutical products(over the counter, or under)with alcohol. Would they be available in stamp, dose(tab) or the standard pill form?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 1:47 am

After several shots of my electric shine, I've decided to enter the contest in my latex g-string. I don't know why I am up in the middle of the night, must be the hallucinogenic moonshine combined with Waverly's psychedelic concoction.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 1:50 am

No can do, amigo.

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV

@Maharlika: Put on some pants man. I just woke up, and my stomach is already acting like a washing machine.

I would if I could, but Thorin has yet to return them after, errr... "borrowing" them from me at the Men's Room.

No thanks to Omar's Blast of the Curry Past, I got knocked down and Thorin seized the opportunity to swipe my pants.

Hey it aint my fault if you saw BS first and his silver g-strings!

@CE: Well at least I've got one person here who appreciates what real men can wear with "grace."

BTW, I DO dance.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 2:02 am

Welcome to the Men's Club!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
After several shots of my electric shine, I've decided to enter the contest in my latex g-string. I don't know why I am up in the middle of the night, must be the hallucinogenic moonshine combined with Waverly's psychedelic concoction.

That's great Ned! There's three of us now - you, me and Waverly. Am not surprised you joining since you're one dude who is so used being bottomless

(as opposed to topless). Just hope you don't spike the judges' drinks with those drinks of yours

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 5:37 am

And the jamming continues...

*sees no one around, gets a bass gee-tar

then plucks the chords away...*

See the stone set in your eyes...
...see the thorn twist in your sAYd...
I wait for yooooou

....
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait....without yoooou....

With or without yoou...
...with or wIIIDD-oouut you...

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it AAWWLL but I want more
And I'm wAAAyyyting for you...

With or without yooou...
WEEEEETHD or WEEEEETHD-AWT you-OOOOOHuhhhhhh!!!!

I cAAAAAAn't LIIIIIIIIV-uh
With or with-AAAAAAAAWT yooooooouuuu....

HU-UUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!

...HAWHHHHHHHHHH-uH!!!!....HAU!!!!UHHHHHHHHHH...UHUUUUUHHHH....

With or without yooou...
WEEEEETHD or WEEEEETHD-AWT you-OOOOOHuhhhhhh!!!!

I cAAAAAAn't LIIIIIIIIV-uh
With or with-AAAAAAAAWT yooooooouuuu....

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 6:22 am

*This is just a spam run to hold my place until I can come back after school*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 8:23 am

by aegis
*This is just a spam run to hold my place until I can come back after school*

Your post total should actually drop by 50 for doing this.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:13 pm

Posted by Mar.....Hey it aint my fault if you saw BS first and his silver g-strings

Yes, I guess all else does pale in comparioson after seeing such a sight.

So who all is here today? come now, no hiding from me. You know it is pointless anyway.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:35 pm

a day of drunken debauchery

**slides a shot of electric shine to BS**

start drinking, now!!!!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:47 pm

Now THAT'S what I call a welcome

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Now THAT'S what I call a welcome

I was too lazy to go back a page so......yes, yes it was an amazing welcome....

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 3:02 pm

Ok, I'm back. good to see my bookmark worked.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 3:37 pm

Way to go

Originally posted by Aegis
**THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL CONTINUATION BUT RELEVANT**

I recently sent some of my work off to TSR, namely some fanfics based in the Forgotten Realms. I received word back today. It seems they are interested in my work. If all goes well, this could become a book in the library of the Forgotten Realms fans of the world!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 3:40 pm

@ Aegis,

that's cool aboot sending your work off to TSR. good luck. Hopefully, they won't rewrite the entire story.