The Men's Room

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:14 am

Alright...I admit that it was me who farted..

"PRRRRRRT!!!"

oops,hehe...sorry...

it's the curry I think...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:15 am

Oh damn... Oh Damn! It's Omar! He's back! Slowly move out the door, while I distract him....

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:20 am

What are you saying Aegis?! Am I not allowed into the Men's Room? It's you kid who has got to go, only 18+ may enter, see the sign?! There's nudity around here, for God's sake...!

LEAVE !!!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 6:29 am

Originally posted by Omar

What are you saying Aegis?! Am I not allowed into the Men's Room? It's you kid who has got to go, only 18+ may enter, see the sign?! There's nudity around here, for God's sake...!

LEAVE !!!

Omar man i don't see any nudity.... well apart from you maybe

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:40 am

Back to regular programming...

Ooooopsss!!!

*sprays some decent deodorizing spray*

Aaaahhhh.... that's better!

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:52 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Omar man i don't see any nudity.... well apart from you maybe

Then who's that gorgeous clothless girl sitting here on my lap?! Or is that just my imagination?!

It could be the result of too much curry, I am hallucinating...

Sorry Maharlika, here goes nothing....PRRRRRT!! Aahhh...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:58 am

Nnnnggggg....

Originally posted by Omar

Sorry Maharlika, here goes nothing....PRRRRRT!! Aahhh...

What duh...?!!!!

THUD!!!!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:00 am

Originally posted by Omar

Then who's that gorgeous clothless girl sitting here on my lap?! Or is that just my imagination?!

It could be the result of too much curry, I am hallucinating...

Your in the mens room and you presume that it is a girl

It is probably the methane

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 12:56 pm

Originally posted by Omar

Then who's that gorgeous clothless girl sitting here on my laptop?! Or is that just my imagination?!

No that's your screensaver. *Takes note; to much methane will produce hallucinations. No wonder farmers don't do drugs.

*

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 3:58 pm

Re: Sssshhhh!!!

Originally posted by Maharlika

*pokes Aegis and whispers* Don't you want some REAL LIVE entertainment in this place?

Maharlika strips down.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 4:53 pm

Thorin,

give Maharlika his pants back.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 5:18 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Thorin,

give Maharlika his pants back.

And neve take them off again!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:46 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
And neve take them off again!

Says who?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:48 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield

Says who?

Well, I promised I would reveal my sources, but I can gaurentee that person will not be losing any sleep in the meantime.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 2:34 am

I WANT MY PANTS BACK!

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I promised I would reveal my sources, but I can gaurentee that person will not be losing any sleep in the meantime.

I wouldn't be able to sleep myself! Hey,

give my pants back!

It's freezing in here....brrrrrr....!!!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 11:39 am

Oh come on now, Maharlika, it can't be that cold. Here, have a shot of Hot Damn 100!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 1:03 pm

Re: Hey, watch it!

Originally posted by Maharlika

Do YOU mind, VDoo?!!!

I understand the NEED for SPEED when relieving oneself... but please check out if someone is IN the stall before using it!

Oops, I thought you were a hat stand.

*gasp!* It's a good thing it wasn't the same stall that Aegis just used... *shudder!*

Yup, you'd have to count yourself lucky to survive an encounter with the *hair* of Aegis...

Nevertheless... women are always welcome (?!) ... assuming you can put up with what you see in here . Oh, BTW, don't forget the Groin Grabbers by the door for your protection.

Groin Grabbers?....Hmm, I wondered what that was...thought it was the hat stand.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 7:05 am

That was not a hat stand...

@VooD: What you thought was a hatstand wasn't a hatstand at all... it was my... errr...

it JUST WASN'T a hatstand, OKAY?!!! And no, that wasn't one of the Groin Grabbers. GG's are designed to be an extension of the person using it so she can effectively use it on mere reflex once she is provoked.

Ask Georgi how it works. I gave her one for Xmas to keep unwanted men (please take note of the word unwanted, not men

) from making a bad pass at her.

The *hair* of Aegis????!!!! Please spare me the thought!

@Ned: *gulps the concoction offerred*

Geez, Ned, thanks!!! I feel better already!

*no wonder he feels so comfy running around sans anything below his waist*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:09 am

Yet more proof.

Ask Georgi how it works. I gave her one for Xmas to keep unwanted men (please take note of the word unwanted, not men ) from making a bad pass at her

As it hasn't affected me making bad passes at her, I can only assume that my advances are not unwanted.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:20 am

Bloodstalker,

As a member of the men's room, I'd recommend a shot of my shine to boost your confidence with Georgi. Maybe your taking an ill approach. She's an academic, so, try to keep the conversation revolved around something your mentally sound in. I guess that leaves booze, breasts, and BG2.

. A potential back door would be to amaze her with the concepts of vpn via cisco routers, subnetting for companies with 40,000 employees, and how to construct access lists for remote routers right from your very own desktop.