A History lesson for the wee ones

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 7:58 pm

*Wipes some drool rolling down his cheek*

Dude... That was an awesome speech...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:01 pm

A loophole!!

Originally posted by Curdis:
Any attempt to bend, fold, mutilate (etc.) your bunny would be very un-fluffy-joy-joy and may cause a large electric shock to the groinal area.

Nope, it certainly doesn't say anything about mutilating other people's bunnies...

The designers of Guardian Angels(TM) did not count on you disgustingly sick sickos actually hurting your FLUFFY friends to get your jollies via the aforesaid shocks, BUT they did think of the extreme loss that you might feel should you accidentally LOSE your HUGGLY WUGGLY pal by say accidentally strapping it to an outgoing space shuttle (inside the rocket booster), and included the INSTANT replacement mode in the specification so you will never have to confont the issue of LOSS when it comes to your BOUNCY WOUNCY chum.

*locks her bunny in a soundproof box*
I didn't lose it. It's right here...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:05 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
*Wipes some drool rolling down his cheek*

How did you manage to drool on your cheek? Are you standing on your head???

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:08 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

How did you manage to drool on your cheek? Are you standing on your head???

thats actually a really go question...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:18 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
thats actually a really go question...

I think you must be - evidently it's affecting your typing skills

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:32 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

I think you must be - evidently it's affecting your typing skills

Sleep deprivation has that effect on me...

(Thats right, you heard me, cutey

)

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:44 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Sleep deprivation has that effect on me...

(Thats right, you heard me, cutey )

Surely you shouldn't be sleeping now anyway, it's the middle of the night here... I should be the one complaining of sleep deprivation.

I'll assume that last comment wasn't addressed to me, since I don't answer to that epithet.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 8:46 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Surely you shouldn't be sleeping now anyway, it's the middle of the night here... I should be the one complaining of sleep deprivation.

I'll assume that last comment wasn't addressed to me, since I don't answer to that epithet.

Well, it's quater to 10 here, and if I was refering to you, I'd call ya hun.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 9:08 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, it's quater to 10 here, and if I was refering to you, I'd call ya hun.

Well that's no case for sleep deprivation... and if you did, you might find a particularly stiff trout embedded in your skull

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 9:35 pm

Your floppsy woppsy cuddly wuddly friends - owners manual

@minions,

Thank you for your continued summonning. Just when I thought my relevance in the universe was over you create the meaning for my continued existence.

*Group Hug*

@Aegis - Thank You for following some of my commandments so well. I draw your attention to

Curdis spewed forth
Post not here lest you become overburdened and are demeaned beyond being @minions and having fluffy bunnies as your constant companions.

Think not that it can't get any worse.

There ARE things worse than sleep deprivation. BTW nice job with the drool.

@Georgi - *Wuffels engages expand mode ~C~R~A~C~K~ A much larger Wuffels now sits beside you, staring with ever loving and faithful eyes, it can not bare to be apart from you, ever.*
I hope that you and Aegis are only thinking pure thoughts because that would be very fluffy wuffy nice and stuff, whereas the other stuff is just YUK.

Post not lest you summon me again @minions. - Cuddles

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 9:52 pm

Re: Your floppsy woppsy cuddly wuddly friends - owners manual

Originally posted by Curdis
@Georgi - *Wuffels engages expand mode ~C~R~A~C~K~ A much larger Wuffels now sits beside you, staring with ever loving and faithful eyes, it can not bare to be apart from you, ever.*
I hope that you and Aegis are only thinking pure thoughts because that would be very fluffy wuffy nice and stuff, whereas the other stuff is just YUK.

Gotta get me one of them there expanding boxes

I don't think I want to have fluffy wuffy nice thoughts about Aegis... *shudder*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 10:47 pm

Re: Re: Your floppsy woppsy cuddly wuddly friends - owners manual

Originally posted by Georgi

Gotta get me one of them there expanding boxes

I don't think I want to have fluffy wuffy nice thoughts about Aegis... *shudder*

Ya like it rough then?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Feb 04, 2002 10:56 pm

Re: Re: Re: Your floppsy woppsy cuddly wuddly friends - owners manual

Originally posted by Aegis
Ya like it rough then?

Let me rephrase... I don't want to have any kind of thoughts about Aegis!!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 6:03 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Your floppsy woppsy cuddly wuddly friends - owners manual

Originally posted by Georgi

Let me rephrase... I don't want to have any kind of thoughts about Aegis!!!

... Ya cut me deep me Georgi....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:08 pm

It's not you Aegis, Georgi just has problems accepting her feelings. She has been in denial about me forever.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 12:54 pm

Shroedinger's Bunny

Let's say that my bunny, Sparkles, is in a box. Next to Sparkles is a radioactive shocker.

In one reality, you open the box and Sparkles is alive.

In another reality, you open the box and Sparkles is dead.

Before you open the box, Sparkles is both alive and dead.

I open the box and TA DA!!!...

Sparkles is...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 05, 2002 3:00 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It's not you Aegis, Georgi just has problems accepting her feelings. She has been in denial about me forever.

I wouldn't call that denial. Good taste maybe...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 12:36 am

Hope Buck knows this is going on HIS Visa card

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I open the box and TA DA!!!...

Sparkles is...

*pop* - back!

Now some of my field agents have been reporting that they are none too pleased with how you folks have been treating them vis-a-vis lack of cuddles, close encounters with weapons of mass destruction, excessive wear and tear on batteries and capacitors, and leaving big EVIL footprints all over this nice clean forum.

I have as a desperate measure had to institute multiple respawn, and increase ET the space bunny's battery capacity. Now when one of you has an unfortunate loss experience, you will get your original fluffy chum back, and a cutsey wutsey little puppy, and ducky. All have the happy joy joy song module (loaded with your favourite, the original and the best, Happy Fluffy Bunny Joy song and random start(TM)activation circuitry) and the black box recorder functionality of the original. Can you say multiple redundancy?

Knew you could.

@Georgi & Aegis -YUK- OK? -YUK- Can you say 'bucket of cold water time'? - Curdis !

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 5:58 am

Re: Hope Buck knows this is going on HIS Visa card

Originally posted by Curdis
@Georgi & Aegis -YUK- OK? -YUK- Can you say 'bucket of cold water time'? - Curdis !

How about Cold Shower?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 8:44 pm

Hmmm...this thread disappeared off of page 1. What has happened to Curdis. I have a vision of him tied down Lilliputian style while hordes of little bunnies nibble at him.