A History lesson for the wee ones

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:00 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It's not you Aegis, Georgi just has problems accepting her feelings. She has been in denial about me forever.

By your standards, I'm in denial about the entire population of SYM...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:00 pm

@Bloodstalker your guardian Angel is called Cuddles

Thanks, the crocs are getting a little hungry over in the tavern

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:01 pm

Re: Hope Buck knows this is going on HIS Visa card

Originally posted by Curdis

@Georgi & Aegis -YUK- OK? -YUK-

My point entirely

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:03 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Thanks, the crocs are getting a little hungry over in the tavern

And now you have a self-replenishing source of food

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:03 pm

nibble nibble nibble

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:05 pm

Yeah, it cuts down on my overhead.

So how are things with everyone?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 10:10 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
nibble nibble nibble

Poor Curdis... what a way to go...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 10:48 pm

Hear Me!

I had not posted because this page HAD gotten off the front page, as was my HOLY wish. But I see that yet again they lord BUCK's HOLY ground has had it's pentagrams smudged by the trysting backsides of @minions.

@Voodoodali wrote
nibble nibble nibble

STOP nibbling my ear.

@fluffy bunnies its OK for you guys, yousallums make me so happy joy joy happy whaiey (just go easy on the bondage, people are talking).

@Bloodstalker - I'd check on your now ->FLUFFY<- Croc, called Cuddles - aren't those latex and foam teeth CUTE

. I have taken your other crocs for re-engineering. No need to say thanks now.

@Georgi - glad to see you have made it past step one. I may make you an altered girl yet. Well Done!

@Aegis - And I prayed so hard for you....

*Group Hug (yes, even you Aegis)*

Be not deceived @minions by the lure of the church of the half genius, starting membership would require you to be at least half of a genius more than you are currently.

Nice happy joy joy all the live long day. - Curdis ! Oh and zippitty doo dar too

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 10:49 pm

Just realized something. when the Aegis is away, the Georgi comes out to play.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:09 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
@Georgi - glad to see you have made it past step one. I may make you an altered girl yet. Well Done!

Ummm... what was step one?

Originally posted by Aegis:
Just realized something. when the Aegis is away, the Georgi comes out to play.

Damn, he's figured it out!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:18 pm

Quick! Get out the Groin Grabber!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:23 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Quick! Get out the Groin Grabber!

*passes it to VoodooDali*
Be my guest

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:44 pm

Take not my thread in vain (where did I put those clay feet?)

@Georgi, I am a merciful, but alas cruel master. You have not caused any injury to Wuffels and seemed to have accepted at least the start of fluffy joy joy, you resisted the advances of the much to be humoured Aegis (although DNA testing on Buck's smudged pentagrams is being conducted, benefit of the doubt and all that). THAT was your step one - realisation. Lapse not and resist the use of the 'groin' word in future. You will be notified of step two at the proper time. I pray that you will become the first Altered girl.

@Voodoodali, Raise not the spectre of the 'groin grabber(TM)' scurge of the cesspit which is not to be named, called 'the men's room' go there NOT (my eyebrows are only just growing back, and lets face it it was the nearest thing to a decent flame you'll find here, but I digress. And I do *know* that NJ is just a big toilet). How do things go with Sparkles? Get with the happy joy joy program, you'll love it. I reeeaaalllyy mean it. P.S. If you could keep any further chance observations re- me and the fluffy bunnies strickly on the qt (much appreciated).

That is ah, ALL @minions - Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:50 pm

Re: Take not my thread in vain (where did I put those clay feet?)

Originally posted by Curdis
@Georgi, I am a merciful, but alas cruel master. You have not caused any injury to Wuffels

I discovered that it was easier just to ignore Wuffels

you resisted the advances of the much to be humoured Aegis

Oh, that's not new, I've been doing that for some time...

Lapse not and resist the use of the 'groin' word in future.

Better re-name this groin-grabber then...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:53 pm

I was just about to start a thread about destructive cults...

...but I'll better refrain

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:59 pm

LOL @CE

We're just testing out the groin-grabber... want to try?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:17 am

@Georgi
ROFLMAO

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:23 am

Originally posted by Georgi
LOL @CE We're just testing out the groin-grabber... want to try?

Only if I can try it on Buck

Will I be banned now?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:54 am

Back to our bare fundamentals

@C Elgans, welcome aboard, your cuddly fluffy wuffy friend is called Rainforrest. All cults BUT this one are dangerous. Strange but true. But just in case you missed the point Don't POST here ever, ever, again.

VoodooDali wrote
ROFLMAO

Get off the Buck-damned pentagram for Buck's sake.
Oh and is it OK to call you VD for short?

Georgi wrote
I discovered that it was easier just to ignore Wuffels

Now you've made me cry.

Georgi wrote
Oh, that's not new, I've been doing that for some time...

Now you've made Aegis cry.

Georgi wrote
Better re-name this groin-grabber then...

Now you've made all of Bucks widdle angels cry.
You do a mean line in ponytail pulling.

HEAR ME

Thy LORD Buck did give unto you, the unworthy, SYM where anything, yeah even small (not excessive) amounts of the much unloved would be allowed he cautioned only that we should 'keep it clean'. Yes well may you look at your unshiney shoes in shame @minions for you have been as the teenager who is asked nicely to keep thy room clean and thou canst have all manner of gangster rap C.D.'s and yeah you have got any number of fully sick C.D.'s and your room when checked is a steaming pile of filth!!!! It amazes me that the mighty Buck does not smite @minions for their sins, but that is of course where I come in.

I leave AHLFTWO (A History lesson for the wee ones)for the briefest of times to drive my Toyota home from work and feed the pets and it appears that the trainee altered girls have sunk to new lows of depravity that even *I* have not yet seen on video (Although the fluffy friends .mpg files may make for an interesting evening).

And there was much wailing and knashing of dentures. Begone from this place I can not look into your dead Britteny Spears (best paid pole dancer on the planet) like eyes anymore. - Curdis !

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 6:55 am

Originally posted by Curdis
@C Elgans, welcome aboard, your cuddly fluffy wuffy friend is called Rainforrest. All cults BUT this one are dangerous. Strange but true. But just in case you missed the point Don't POST here ever, ever, again.

A cuddly fluffy rabbit? May I use if for medical research? Can I make him a knock-out rabbit, please?

I'm sure you know the meaning of the sociologic field study method called participating observer. At the time being, let me just remind you:

"A destructive cult intentionally induces extreme dependency upon a person or group through excessive manipulation and control. The first step is to destabilize the recruit's sense of reality and identity. The cult then attempts to foist a new regime of thought-behavior-emotion upon the recruit who, after sufficient indoctrination, is outfitted with a new identity, a new perspective on reality and a new purpose."

Hmm...