The Men's Room

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:15 pm

one-stop shopping

You drink and you gotta pee, you don't have to go far...

Hell, you could do both at once, I guess...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:22 pm

Pick your poison.

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Are there any drinks in the Men's Room?

Not the toilet water!

Sure could use a shot of tequila.

We've got stuff in the fridge that most men drink when they hang around (sorry, no "ladies" drink in there)...
Oh yeah, don't mind the stuff that look like chemistry science projects left in the fridge. Those are probably Ned's or BS' or even der Moench's... though I strongly do not recommend trying any of the jars that says "aprhodisiac-spanishfly" or "aphrodisiac-koreanbug"... no, you wouldn't want to drink those stuff --- not in the Men's Room.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:33 pm

Re: Pick your poison.

Originally posted by Maharlika
(sorry, no "ladies" drink in there)...[/color]

Well, that's easily remedied... *carries in a few crates of mixed drinks, and clears out the beer and experiments in order to fit them into the fridge*

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:38 pm

Re: Re: Pick your poison.

Originally posted by Georgi

Well, that's easily remedied... *carries in a few crates of mixed drinks, and clears out the beer and experiments in order to fit them into the fridge*

Pours shot of El Tesoro tequila for self.

Ah..

Mixes a special drink for Maharlika, pours it into a tall curvy glass, adds lots of fruit and a few umbrellas.

Here ya go, Mahar...

Anything for you, Georgi?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:38 pm

We're under attack!

Originally posted by Georgi

Well, that's easily remedied... *carries in a few crates of mixed drinks, and clears out the beer and experiments in order to fit them into the fridge*

What duh????!!!!

HEY!!!!

Can you fix me a drink, Georgi?

...please?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:40 pm

Thanks, VooD

Originally posted by VoodooDali

Pours shot of El Tesoro tequila for self.

Ah..

Mixes a special drink for Maharlika, pours it into a tall curvy glass, adds lots of fruit and a few umbrellas.

Here ya go, Mahar...

Anything for you, Georgi?

Sorry about that, VooD. You beat me to it. Thanks!

*drinks and gulps!* Gotta go. Got class.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:41 pm

Re: Re: Re: Pick your poison.

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Anything for you, Georgi?

Thanks, I'll have a White Russian please

(in the spirit of the Dude

)

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:43 pm

Re: We're under attack!

Originally posted by Maharlika
What duh????!!!!

HEY!!!!

Heh

@VDali I think we need to improve the decor in here...

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 1:21 am

I have hung up targets in all the urinals, so these guys can at least practice their aim. THAT would improve the decor a hundred-fold.

*paints Men's Room pink*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 4:33 am

What do you think YOU'RE DOING!

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I have hung up targets in all the urinals, so these guys can at least practice their aim. THAT would improve the decor a hundred-fold.

*paints Men's Room pink*

*enters the Men's Room, pauses, gets dumbfounded as he sees all the sacriligeous changes the femmes did on their sanctum sanctorium*

*GULP!*

I know that men's/ladies rooms are sometimes called comfort/rest rooms, but THIS takes the meaning to the extreme!!!!

Not Pink! Real men love GREEN!!!!

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 6:16 am

LOL

The Men's room has been taken over by the girls. Now VooDoo and Georgi, we men would be grateful if you could do some cleaning in here, there is a lot of dish-washing to be done in the kitchen, some vacuum cleaning is nice too. And while you are at it, fix us some dinner please, we men are hungry.
And oh, DO NOT touch the TV! I am watching cricket here!

@Maharlika: Yo! Where are your pants?!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:19 am

Have you ever heard of a pants-stealing god?

Originally posted by Omar

@Maharlika: Yo! Where are your pants?!

No thanks to you, you anal-belching

curry lover, Thorin used my dazed state as an opportunity to swipe my trousers (that's Brit Engl,

)! Good thing I got myself my sarong. Kinda cool underneath though, but thanks to Ned's concoction, I ain't freezing down there.

I'm on my way out now. Don't wanna get dazed and confused by your methane-rich blast.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 9:18 am

A pink mens room????

My goodness. Perhaps we can get some tulips or daisies in here as well

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 10:27 am

by georgi
Thanks, I'll have a White Russian please (in the spirit of the Dude )

Lebowski sure has been popular as of late around here. It must be affecting me subliminally because I impulsively swerved into a video store to pick it up on dvd earlier this week.

Georgi, voodoodali,

Can't you just leave our festering pit of a men's room as is. We like the mess, we like wearing each others socks, I miss my experiments. Why did you toss them to waste space in the fridge for all those foo-foo ingredients. Umbrellas and hurricane glasses. Bah! How about a snifter of Henessey or an double Oban straight up, one ice cube and a rind of lemon.

I really fail to understand why you choose to overrun this hell hole when you were so close to stealing Bloodstalker's tavern. But, hey, if you feel so inclined, I do wish you success.

@ Maharlika,

put some pants on. there's womens about. I leave the fate of the men's room up to you. You do realize the bathrooms are about to be painted pink, they have koala bears, and they've invited fabio to the grand re-opening. I'm off to the taver.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 9:30 pm

Men at Work

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

@ Maharlika,
put some pants on. there's womens about.

No worries there. I got my sarong anyway. My sarong would probably be seen as an asian counterpart of the scottish kilt/quilt(sp?).

I leave the fate of the men's room up to you. You do realize the bathrooms are about to be painted pink, they have koala bears, and they've invited fabio to the grand re-opening. I'm off to the taver.

Not if I can help it!

*puts a sign that says "Temporarily Closed for Renovation"

*gets to work and redoes the place ACCORDINGLY*

*hangs a pic of last year playmates of the month atop each of the 12 urinals*

*stuffs the fridge with beer (among others) and of course, those science "uughhh!!" projects back into place*

*repaints the place with manly BLUE and GREEN

*gets a mug of beer....*

aaaahhhhh... THAT's "BITTER"!!!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 10:47 am

Originally posted by McBane
A pink mens room????

My goodness. Perhaps we can get some tulips or daisies in here as well

Comin' right up.

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, you will all now be issued mandatory heart-covered boxer shorts.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 12:27 pm

by voodoo dali
In the spirit of Valentine's Day, you will all now be issued mandatory heart-covered boxer shorts.

I don't wear underwear but I'd be happy to have pink hearts painted on my buttocks by sleazy women.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I don't wear underwear but I'd be happy to have pink hearts painted on my buttocks by sleazy women.

Neddy, Is there something wrong with you ? I mean you're not like this on the Simpsons

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 3:14 pm

by kidD
Neddy, Is there something wrong with you ? I mean you're not like this on the Simpsons

I must confess, the episode where I was abducted by Motley Crue and taught to walk on the "wild side" was never aired. Vince, Tommy, Nikki, and Mick taught me the pleasures of being overabundant in grain alcohol, narcotics, and sleazy groupies. Let me tell you, it is way better than family life, unless you're Tommy Lee.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Feb 15, 2002 3:29 pm

Excellent this place is back up.
Now i can watch those cricket matches in peace.

Grabs his tea, gets the Sharjah channel and watches Pakistan whip the West Indies.