The case for the defence of a Tavern - Mild Spam

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 12:59 pm

Originally posted by McBane

I must object, Your Honor. My client is innocent until proven guilty (God knows how often I've said that! ), and closes his establishment prematurely would be financially devastating.

I also need the establishment open to conduct interviews with all of the defense witnesses.

**talks with his Ironsides (Raymund Burr) voice**

How many times do I have to say bull in one thread?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:01 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

How many times do I have to say bull in one thread?

Nippy! - Shush!!

Thats what lawyers do.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:01 pm

Originally posted by McBane

I must object, Your Honor. My client is innocent until proven guilty

Not in SYM...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:12 pm

Originally posted by McBane

I must object, Your Honor. My client is innocent until proven guilty (God knows how often I've said that! ), and closes his establishment prematurely would be financially devastating.

I also need the establishment open to conduct interviews with all of the defense witnesses.

**talks with his Ironsides (Raymund Burr) voice**

I can not see how one can conduct interviews in the place of quesiton, that makes no sense

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:12 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Nippy! - Shush!! Thats what lawyers do.

Should i throw Nippy out.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:19 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

I can not see how one can conduct interviews in the place of quesiton, that makes no sense

It puts both the prospective witness and yours truly in a more relaxed atmosphere, therefore eliciting a more truthful interview.....

(Nippy, keep quiet!)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:21 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield

Should i throw Nippy out.

You can try, then I would be forced to remove you and your godhood to the back of the court where I will apply a severe sack-beating to you.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:24 pm

I move we place Nippy under a gag order.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:25 pm

Originally posted by McBane

It puts both the prospective witness and yours truly in a more relaxed atmosphere, therefore eliciting a more truthful interview.....

(Nippy, keep quiet!)

Bull....

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:26 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I move we place Nippy under a gag order.

OVERRULED!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:31 pm

Originally posted by McBane

It puts both the prospective witness and yours truly in a more relaxed atmosphere, therefore eliciting a more truthful interview.....

(Nippy, keep quiet!)

Surely that would be better in private, Ubik would probably enjoy the up close and personal lawyer

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:34 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

OVERRULED!

Yeah! You damn right T'l! Your rule!

To all of you who ordered the gag:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:34 pm

@T.....I didn't know you were the judge!!!

By the way, who is prosecuting? if no one can be found, I make a motion for the case to be thrown out, as the defense cannot defend when there is no one to defend against.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:35 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

Surely that would be better in private, Ubik would probably enjoy the up close and personal lawyer

Fortunately for me, I was not planning to call Ubik as a defense witness.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:36 pm

Makes a mental note to cut Nippy's beer allotment in half due to his apparant betrayal....

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@T.....I didn't know you were the judge!!!

By the way, who is prosecuting? if no one can be found, I make a motion for the case to be thrown out, as the defense cannot defend when there is no one to defend against.

Well said. I see you have been studying law during your last stint behind bars.......

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:41 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@T.....I didn't know you were the judge!!!

By the way, who is prosecuting? if no one can be found, I make a motion for the case to be thrown out, as the defense cannot defend when there is no one to defend against.

BS is soon to be thrown out of court if he disrepecsts the law anymore!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:42 pm

OBJECTION!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:44 pm

But the law states that the prosecution must bear the burden of proof.....also, the defense has not been made aware of the charges being brought against us. This gives us no chance to formulate an adaquate defense, and is ground for declaring a mistrial.

I live in KY, I run shine, I know loopholes.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:46 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Makes a mental note to cut Nippy's beer allotment in half due to his apparant betrayal....

Do you want me to show those shots of you, Buzz and Ned after a night of shine?