The case for the defence of a Tavern - Mild Spam

CM · Post by CM » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:26 pm

As i minority i demand to be represented on the jury.
You are by nature based in teh US and thus US laws apply.
I am an ethnic Asian minority, i am on the jury.

So you have one already.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:27 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

OVERRULED

Your honor

I did not even get a smiley face!!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

This is the payback. You side with a group of power hungry mongrels who only decide what lives and dies in the electronic world for the sake of slightly quicker download times. This decision to pull the plug might not even speed things up. Ah well, Nippy, do what you must. We see where your loyalties lie.

Just make sure if you pull the plug on the tavern you get Buck to add a new 'Taverns' forum because we'll be opening a tavern on every street corner and ain't no amount of bandwidth is going to suffice for all the virtual drinks we'll be swilling.

I think you're in contempt of court here

Sleep and I will hand down a suitable fine...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:31 pm

Originally posted by CM
As i minority i demand to be represented on the jury.
You are by nature based in teh US and thus US laws apply.
I am an ethnic Asian minority, i am on the jury.
So you have one already.

You're biased

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:31 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Your honor I did not even get a smiley face!!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

I think you're in contempt of court here Sleep and I will hand down a suitable fine...

**speaking in Ironsides voice** Your honor, perhaps we can discuss this in chambers......You can go over my briefs.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:33 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Thank you!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:34 pm

by T
I think you're in contempt of court here Sleep and I will hand down a suitable fine...

Start a tab for me.

And those big red letter aren't intimidating. Can't we all just write in the same font and be civilized.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:34 pm

Originally posted by McBane

**speaking in Ironsides voice** Your honor, perhaps we can discuss this in chambers......You can go over my briefs.

Hmmm You're in contempt of court too

Let me summon my bailiff..oh Grunty...McBane wants to discuss something with you

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:35 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Start a tab for me.

And those big red letter aren't intimidating. Can't we all just write in the same font and be civilized.

*thinks about it..* Nope

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:37 pm

Fair enough

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:38 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Hmmm You're in contempt of court too Let me summon my bailiff..oh Grunty...McBane wants to discuss something with you

Perhaps you are misunderstanding me. Why don't we discuss it over a wine spritzer??

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:40 pm

A wine spritzer????? Surely, you jest! How about discussing it over a mason jar of my shine. In fact, I'll be happy to preside over the discussion to make sure the two of you are drinking at an equal rate. This is litigation, which is, of course, all about the booze.

It will be another joint effort. What a good day this is turning out to be.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:45 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Perhaps you are misunderstanding me. Why don't we discuss it over a wine spritzer??

Sorry no alcohol for me while on the case

Besides Sleep must be present at all discussions

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:45 pm

I will NOT stand for taxation without representation..................

Wait, that doesn't really apply here does it?

@Ned, Every corner and every city, let freedom ring!!! *along with the cash registers*

@McBane..I can see I hired rthe right man. Do not be intimidated . Fight on.

@T.....You object a lot, are you biased???

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:45 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
A wine spritzer????? Surely, you jest! How about discussing it over a mason jar of my shine. In fact, I'll be happy to preside over the discussion to make sure the two of you are drinking at an equal rate. This is litigation, which is, of course, all about the booze.

It will be another joint effort. What a good day this is turning out to be.

Ned I've seen the results of that shine, 2 words come to mind Paint thinner

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:46 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
A wine spritzer????? Surely, you jest! How about discussing it over a mason jar of my shine. In fact, I'll be happy to preside over the discussion to make sure the two of you are drinking at an equal rate. This is litigation, which is, of course, all about the booze.

It will be another joint effort. What a good day this is turning out to be.

This is my Raymond Burr character. He usually has spritzers. I welcome you in this endeavor to clear up the obvious miscommunication the most honorable T'L has experienced with our defense.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:48 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Sorry no alcohol for me while on the case Besides Sleep must be present at all discussions

No problem, we will just borrow one of Aegis sheep! Sleep can discuss the case with it.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:49 pm

Originally posted by McBane

No problem, we will just borrow one of Aegis sheep! Sleep can discuss the case with it.

LOL I suspect Sleep will have you disbarred (if you haven't been already) for that remark

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:50 pm

posted by T
Ned I've seen the results of that shine, 2 words come to mind Paint thinner

T,

I must be missing the point. Your comment on the surface appears to show disapproval yet beneath the skin I'm sensing there is a strong hunger to imbibe in the shine.

Paint thinner as a term for my spirits is a bit obtuse, I so do prefer 'honeydew vinewater'. I geh-ron-teeee a mighty fine time to be had and if you experience any of those side effects you'll be safe in the arms of others who have been there before.