They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:41 pm

Check out http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

"He's an all-American umbrella-wielding werewolf fleeing from a secret government programme. She's an artistic motormouth college professor with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!"

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:52 pm

That was odd..

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:58 pm

Hmmm.....

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:06 pm

I agree rather unusual, peculiar, out of spec, but interesting non the less.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:22 pm

could you please elaborate fable on how you found this. Nice link.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:10 pm

I was reading some fanfiction, and I believe the site owner was either amused by, or into, X-Men comics. Nothing else on the website was asociated with it, but since it made no sense at all, I knew it would find a perfect home, here.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:32 pm

That was different... even by SYM standerds...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:31 pm

by fable
but since it made no sense at all, I knew it would find a perfect home, here.

Well stated, complimentary and condescending at the time. I like it.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:08 pm

He's an unconventional arachnophobic senator who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a cold-hearted green-skinned magician's assistant on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

BEAT THAT!!

I propose a challange to bring back the oddest, most contorted piece of comic book gibberish you can find!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:33 pm

He's an immortal Republican astronaut whom everyone believes is mad. She's a man-hating Buddhist vampire with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

He's an uncontrollable coffee-fuelled werewolf on the wrong side of the law. She's a bloodthirsty bisexual barmaid from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

And, they kicker...

He's a time-tossed sweet-toothed assassin on a search for his missing sister. She's a transdimensional French-Canadian archaeologist with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Go Canada!

Default · Post by **Default** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:53 pm

You know what fable, I totally agree with your title.

Werewolf fighting crime? lol

Default · Post by **Default** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:57 pm

Oh yeah, here's my story...
This was animated too

He's a gay guy with a lot brain fart and likes to date male vampires. Another he's a gay guy with a lot of money and builds high tech machinery. They fight crime the Republican way!!! Kill the radicals!!!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:42 am

He's a fiendish amnesiac vampire hunter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a violent green-skinned queen of the dead with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

Damn funny!!!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:32 am

He's a jaded Jewish jungle king for the 21st century. She's a plucky gold-digging barmaid with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:03 am

LMAO LMAO he he he oh hohoh hhohh oh ha ha hhha haaha aha!!!!! ooohhho.That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Oh **** I seem to say that whenever anyone posts anything even vaguely ammusing on here. But that really was!!!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:37 pm

He's a middle-aged ornery hermit wielding Snapping Dentures that are feared by all. She's a wide-eyed syphilitic nun whose nose just fell off and whose brain has turned to jelly. They fight crime!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:06 pm

He's a middle-aged ornery hermit wielding Snapping Dentures that are feared by all. She's a wide-eyed syphilitic nun whose nose just fell off and whose brain has turned to jelly. They fight crime

When did I get a nun for a sidekick

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:07 pm

Gah! Now you have me addicted

He's a fiendish umbrella-wielding rock star from a doomed world. She's a pregnant green-skinned politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

Is it just me or is there alot of umbrella wielding?

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:20 pm

He's a scrappy Amish shaman with nothing left to lose. She's a cynical mutant socialite in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:49 pm

These people all need names so why not try here, Name generator - Curdis !