The case for the defence of a Tavern - Mild Spam

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:22 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Saturn..too bad it's not an online course Who knows, they might start a similar class closer to you The paper says it will be offered again so they might put it online or something.

I don't think I should take any online courses. I'd spend all my time spamming here and fail the class.

I'll try to patiently wait for the decision on who is in the jury.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:49 pm

@Aegis......are you sure that helped??

@CM,.....perhaps you could consider filing a serperate lawsuit if yu are not allowed on the jury.

@SS Which way would you vote??

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:12 pm

BS,

stay out of this thread without the presence of the attorney. McBane will back tomorrow.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:57 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@SS Which way would you vote??

I would either vote for the closing or against it, depending completely on the evidence provided. I'm perfect for being on the jury. Just look at the anatomy thread. I'm True Neutral with Chaotic Evil tendancies.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:39 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@Aegis......are you sure that helped??

If it works for the South, it'll work for me!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:44 am

This is a violation of my human rights and basic freedoms.
I am on the jury, just try taking me off it!!

That will scare them!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:20 am

Counsel for the defense present!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 8:27 am

But we still don't know who the prosecution is.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:29 am

It is sounding like Nippy will represent the prosecution. The moderators will serve as a panel of judges.

McBane, how are you/we supposed to prepare a defense if we aren't aware of the charges being brought against us. They can't shut us down without a case, can they? If they could, why did they start this thread in the first place.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:35 am

So, I'm not allowed to fight on the side of the tavern?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:38 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
It is sounding like Nippy will represent the prosecution. The moderators will serve as a panel of judges.

McBane, how are you/we supposed to prepare a defense if we aren't aware of the charges being brought against us. They can't shut us down without a case, can they? If they could, why did they start this thread in the first place.

Well i think we can, but i thought it would be interesting to create a trial.

Okay so.

Prosecution: Nippy

Defence: Bloodstalker
McBane (edit)
Ned?

One more for prosecution and i will start the proceedings.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:40 am

Hey i am on jury.

*sits in teh jury set*
Try moving me!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:42 am

Ahem...

Are you denying my clients rights to legal representation??

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:44 am

Hey sleepy that is illegal!
McBane send the man to jail!!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:27 am

Okay. the Judge is T,

And the jury is made up the remaining Mods, and CM will be the one in the sac that we beat when we get angry.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:32 am

Hey hey i will get all the mods to back the vote.
Nobody is beating me up.
I am a minority!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 12:53 pm

It seems that the motion for a continuation was granted, as there is no judge.

Congrats BS, it appears we have won the day!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:14 pm

Well done McBane.

How many more motions can we issue. Let's back this courtroom up for years so that taverns to come aren't subject to this wrongful prosecution.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:16 pm

So it would seem McBane, at least we will have time to prepare the defense.

@Aegis, of course you can defend the Tavern.,......but no mention of sheep.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:17 pm

courtroom photos

I'll try to keep photo updates rolling. Here's one of McBane and BS before entering the courtroom. BS, latest celebrity of SYM and defendant, is on the right. He's the one with the Bloody Mary.