Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:17 pm

looks like moonshine to me

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:17 pm

Yeah you just got it.
Waaaaay past the question was asked!!!
Plus that is no drink.
It is water!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:19 pm

looks like moonshine to me

Who knew?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:26 pm

Originally posted by CM
Yeah you just got it.
Waaaaay past the question was asked!!!
Plus that is no drink.
It is water!

What would you know about drinks? Ya tea drinking lily-livered monkey spanking butt kisser?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:29 pm

Nippy no projecting!

If you have psychological problems, please don't say i have them as well!!!

Also i didn't know lily's had asses!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:34 pm

Originally posted by CM
Nippy no projecting!
If you have psychological problems, please don't say i have them as well!!!

Also i didn't know lily's had asses!

They don't, it's just your depraved fantasies!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:38 pm

Hey, I used to date a Lilly, and she was above average in the rear dept.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:39 pm

Nippy you again are projecting

That is a very bad habit!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 4:20 pm

by BS
Hey, I used to date a Lilly, and she was above average in the rear dept.

If people read this without reading the previous 25+ posts, it sounds really weird.

At least it makes me feel less normal for 'allegedly' getting busted at the border with donkeys. How screwed up is that.

Who needs a drink.

Hey, whaddya know, I do.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 4:24 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
If people read this without reading the previous 25+ posts, it sounds really weird.

I can confirm this. *nods decisively*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 5:14 pm

Good, I have a rep to protect y'know

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 5:20 pm

see you at the courthouse tomorrow BS, I'm off for tonight. I imagine I'll be hitting the shine hard tonight since it's tuesday and all. damn tuesdays, a fine day for a lot of drink.

does mcbane know about the endangered species loophole. I worry that Sleep will claim the croczy grizdile in the name of research and we'll be left without that bargaining chip.

If that happens our only recourse is, naturally, armed insurrection. Perhpas one of my favorite hobbies. Hmm, the joys of taking up arms against those who abuse their authority. How do you think I wound up in the slammer at the border.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 5:21 pm

BS, perhaps Buzzy could come to your defense?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 5:24 pm

Get some rest Ned, we may be forced to mobilize the drunken conscripts.

I don't know about Buzzy Voodoo, he seems to be in a state of shock over the appearance of his child.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 5:41 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Get some rest Ned, we may be forced to mobilize the drunken conscripts.

I don't know about Buzzy Voodoo, he seems to be in a state of shock over the appearance of his child.

But that's an even better reason not to close the tavern--you can't leave a cute (if you ignore the scales) little baby bear-croc cub homeless! That's just mean!

As for the bunnies...I don't think they'd help your case--they are just too rude!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:29 pm

But that's an even better reason not to close the tavern--you can't leave a cute (if you ignore the scales) little baby bear-croc cub homeless! That's just mean

I am already working that angle

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:36 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

I am already working that angle

Man, your trying to work every angle!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:16 pm

Of course, and I hav a couple more in the works in case I need some backup.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:51 pm

Every cause needs a protest song - *clears throat* - *tunes banjo* - *places banjo on floor and jumps on banjo*

One mug of shine with lust on his mind
Buzzie the bear caught a croc from behind
Tired of getting dusty, tired of feeling bad
Started up to make like a real Mum and Dad

Croc-Bear, Bear-Croc
Into B.S.'s tavern came a little Bear-Croc

Their gonna find weirdos, gonna go nuts
Off topic posts, misquotes, and bear butts
They get real high, and they stoop real low
Look into dark places even bunnies wont go

Croc-Bear, Bear-Croc
Into B.S.'s tavern came a little Bear-Croc

- Curdis !
This thread has now been offically hijacked. Stay calm and it might just all end alright. Please remain seated and observe the no smoking sign. We will be landing at a destination of someone else's choice. The Banshee unilateral national network international executive - BUNNIE.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:51 am

@Curdis

ROFLMAO! That's *wipes tears* a nice one!