Please... think of the kittens

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:04 pm

That is all.

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:06 pm

Then God must have killed a lot of kittens in my case.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:09 pm

Does it count if someone else does it for you?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:15 pm

Kittens are the scourge of the earth.

Whew. It's a good thing people love to love themselves or we'd probably be ruled by cats.

"I'm so good in bed.
I'm proud to say,
I'm my own best lay.
All I need's a dirty magazine
and a little hand cream
and I'm on my way."

Anybody heard that song before. I can't remember the name of the comedian who performs this tune but it's hilarious. This is just the chorus. I'll find all the lyrics.

I know what you're thinking; but hey, I'm Ned Flanders for Chris'sake and way too moral for the Hairy Palm.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:24 pm

What has this got to do with ANYTHING!!!

Awesome pic though!!

Their a pair of sponge villains searching for carnage, she's a tabby kitten feeling through the flowers. They fight crime!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:25 pm

I am responsible for mass murder.....oh, the horror

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:43 pm

I feel very guilty,
I can't live with myself

Waverly why did you had to say this

ono, I have an urgent need, but I have to resist!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:45 pm

Helping a friend

Originally posted by Waverly
That is all.

So your dark deeds caught up with you. Take my advice and throw all the porn Gruntie sent you away.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:54 pm

::thinking of kittens::

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:11 pm

Re: Kittens are the scourge of the earth.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Whew. It's a good thing people love to love themselves or we'd probably be ruled by cats.

You mean we aren't currently ruled by cats!

Could someone please come and explain that to the four who rule my house. It has been so long since I got to use the remote for the TV (and I'm getting sick of cat food ads and funniest home videos). - Curdis !

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:15 pm

Re: Re: Kittens are the scourge of the earth.

Originally posted by Curdis
You mean we aren't currently ruled by cats! Could someone please come and explain that to the four who rule my house. It has been so long since I got to use the remote for the TV (and I'm getting sick of cat food ads and funniest home videos). - Curdis !

It's no use trying to explain it to the cats.

"Dogs think you're God. Cats think they're God."

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:17 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
That is all.

I know this isn't true as I have never killed any cats or kittens.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:19 pm

I have killed three cats since my last post.......

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:29 pm

That's OK Bloodstalker, Weasel killed three kittens and a spider monkey [don't ask] during his post.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:35 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
That's OK Bloodstalker, Weasel killed three kittens and a spider monkey [don't ask] during his post.

What's even worse is that you know this.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:44 pm

Run for the hills, he is pulling it out.

Originally posted by Waverly
That's OK Bloodstalker, Weasel killed three kittens and a spider monkey [don't ask] during his post.

Just because I'm special

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:42 am

Can you decide witch kitten is next, or are they randomly chosen?

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:31 am

Why aren't cats extinct?.

Onyx

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:48 am

Why aren't cats extinct?.

They will be soon. I cant stand the damn things.

Well im off i guess i wont be posting for the next few months.

Ps can anybody recomend a good blister cream?

Onyx · Post by **Onyx** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:52 am

Originally posted by Tom

They will be soon. I cant stand the damn things.

Well im off i guess i wont be posting for the next few months.

Ps can anybody recomend a good blister cream?

LOL

Have you started killing kittens already?

Onyx