They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:24 pm

@ BloodStalker.

I don't trust you with my beer, let alone a member of the clergy, particularly a female one. Alcohol does funny things to people...

So far VoodooDali is in first place, followed closely by fable and dottie!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 8:57 am

He's a long haired beer swillin' network administrator. She a sultry biker babe draped in leather who gave it up to raise a family. They fight crime!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 9:19 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
He's a long haired beer swillin' network administrator. She a sultry biker babe draped in leather who gave it up to raise a family. They fight crime!

LMAO

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 9:40 am

He's a notorious neurotic vagrant looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a brilliant gold-digging lawyer with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Lots of evil twins in this, isn't there?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 9:42 am

Originally posted by Curdis
These people all need names so why not try here, Name generator - Curdis !

Hmmm, ever hear of Stews in His Own Gravy Smurf?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 3:02 pm

ha ha...goddamn kayless..just the sight of the duo of synchronised discoing frogs above makes me smile....could just be me though

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 4:44 pm

He's a suave alcoholic librarian in a wheelchair. She's a beautiful junkie vampire with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 4:53 pm

My boss sent an e-mail around asking for opinions on a bunch of empoyees whose annual reviews are due. I used this site to generate my response:

Trixie: She's a sharp-shooting green-skinned mermaid from aristocratic European stock.
Duke: He's an old-fashioned hunchbacked stage actor fleeing from a secret government programme.
Joe: He's a leather-clad Native American assassin on a mission from God.
Moose: He's a short-sighted crooked master criminal gone bad.
Bunny: She's a beautiful motormouth mechanic looking for love in all the wrong places.
Trip: He's an underprivileged albino vampire hunter who hides his scarred face behind a mask.
Mercedes: She's a tortured hypochondriac snake charmer on the trail of a serial killer.

They Fight Crime!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 4:57 pm

Obsidian, I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 5:01 pm

BS, did you read my last post in this thread?? McBane got it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 5:05 pm

ned, I like the way you think...

I said it once and I'll say it again..................mmmmmmmmm...leather.

Obsidian · Post by **Obsidian** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 10:36 pm

Heh, The top 3 remain the same, though Gwal gets an honourable mention, though he did stay in the realms of the contest, he showed intitiative and creativity.

@ BS. My lack of faith?? Your the one who wants to find nuns in leather!!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 11:59 am

He's a sword-wielding Jewish boxer trapped in a world he never made. She's a bloodthirsty communist lawyer with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:01 pm

He's a benighted misogynist cyborg fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a mistrustful French-Canadian politician who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:07 pm

He's a leather-clad umbrella-wielding grifter possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a bloodthirsty communist hooker with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:05 pm

He's a gun-slinging soccer-playing shaman who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a plucky belly-dancing wrestler on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:18 pm

He's a forum-hosting Shambling Mound addicted to Ned's Electric Shine. She's a saucy Anomen-hating spammer with a penchant for bunnies. They fight crime!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:30 pm

very nice L'il Voo.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 7:05 pm

He's a one-legged amnesiac cyborg searching for his wife's true killer. She's a tortured French-Canadian advertising executive from Mars. They fight crime!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 3:37 am

ROFLMAO

You people need professional help....preferably by:

"A naked existentialist whore with a whip and a leather-clad hunchbacked biker with a yellow chainsaw. They fight madness. "

No worries !

Beldin