Ned's springfield cartel

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:16 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

Im right here, but i have a feeling you werent looking for me.

Feeling insecure today, Dottie?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:17 pm

Why do you say that dottie???
I don't mind unless well unless you are a female darkflame!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:21 pm

Originally posted by McBane

Feeling insecure today, Dottie?

Im not sure i dare to answer that question without knowing why you're asking it...

@Fas, I did say it beacasue im nor female neither darkflame and thought that you might be looking for them and them only...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:23 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

Im not sure i dare to answer that question without knowing why you're asking it...

@Fas, I did say it beacasue im nor female neither darkflame and thought that you might be looking for them and them only...

I wasn't setting you up, just curious as to the reason behind your response to Fas. But you have answered it.

It IS fairly obvious that Fas is always looking for the Dark Flames

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:24 pm

Originally posted by Dottie

@Fas, I did say it beacasue im nor female neither darkflame and thought that you might be looking for them and them only...

WHat is with you people??

I don't like these darn females.
They evil i tell ya.
Evil.

Since you are a guy and non-darkflame you are a-ok.
So what will your posion be?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:30 pm

Well, since your drinking tea i might aswell have the same.

And i will drop the darkflame subject since i know its been debated before and both you and I and them know your real intentions towards that group.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:34 pm

Cool two teas.
And yes my intentions are to rid the world of SYM of them.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:42 pm

Originally posted by McBane
Voo - Have you ever had fresh cheese curds?? It does take some getting used to. Congrats on post 400

**Pours Voodoo, some fruit punch from a smaller cask** Have some of today's special!

Thanks McB.

gurgles down the "special". immediately 400 bunnies appear.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:42 pm

As i said, il drop it.

*Relaxes and starts to enjoy the primary source of nutrition for civilized men.*

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:47 pm

Dottie come on over to nippy's bar, all the drunks are there.
It feels like the old tavern!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 1:22 am

Originally posted by McBane
BTW, was that last weeks batch of punch?? If so, just sit back, relax. I'll go put a documentary on the tele about volcanos. You'll like watching the lava flow.

** wakes up from coma, looks at hand and notices his pint has gone, along with all the **** bunnies **
Oh, God, that was sick... Oh no, wait, I was. (SLURRing will do that to a guy). Anyway, I know it's not much compared to you guys, but this post should be my 50th and make me an Exalted Member. Drinks are on me for all you fellow SLURRs!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:57 am

I'll take a drink. congrats on 50, 950 to go.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:06 am

** the actions of Eerhardt **
Right you are Ned! Heer, heer! (quickly reads through 5 manuals of Bodily Health to raise his constitution to heroic stats to prevent him from slipping into any further coma)
downs his pint of fruit punch.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:12 am

Well, Ned, I'm sorry I can't stay any longer, but I have to go. Glad you could make it! Give my regards to McBane and Bloodstalker if you see them; see you tomorrow.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:19 am

Congrats on Exalted status dude......much beer will flow in celebration.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:42 am

Exalted Status??!!!

Looks like you qualify for the special brew!

Ned, got any of those tea leaves handy??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:43 am

only 50 posts and already the special brew.....pleas don't kill him guys, you can damage his mind, but don't kill him.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:54 am

Not to worry, I assure you, he wont feel a thing.

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:03 am

As a fellow SLURR I salute you Eerhardt for the Exalted member status, and I will gladly take a free drink when it is offered to me.

But how can I jet any dwunker then e am now, (AN better leave such questions to smarter sages then him), thinking that's the problem, solution more beer.

You know when I talk to my friends about my drinking habits, to my family, and they tell me that I drink to much that I am killing my brain cells, I say that I am merely weeding out the bad brain cells, and letting the good ones survive, so when someone complains about your drinking habits, just tell them that you are actually making yourbrain better by drinking large quantities of beer.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 12:47 pm

Actually, that makes sense AN, I just weed out the brain cells that I never use myself.