The Old Banshee

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:33 pm

Ah! This is more like it

Thanks to you, Master Nippy! In deference to the bar theme, I'll even eschew my traditional German beer (just this once!) in favor of a Guinness.

Cheers!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:34 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**emerges from the private room, a pillow of smoke follows in his wake**

Hey Nip, nice place. Sure is cool to see the rest of it. I like a pint of New Castle every five minutes. When the shine kicks in, cut it down to three minutes.

I look forward to participating in competitions of drinking yards of brew.

Where are the dartboards? Where are the women? Send them to the still.

Erm, private room, smoke.....I do not recall the invitation..**cough cough**

I forgot all about the yards of brew. **smacks forehead** Shall we begin??

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:37 pm

Hey there all you POHM's!

I'd like a glass of Scrumpy, please.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:37 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Since CM still does not get the point...........

Pulls slingshot out of back pocket and lets loose a rock that hits CM squarley between the eyes.

If that doesn't work, I can use this bottle of Dark Flame Attractant *

*Product is strictly for entertainment only. Any injuries one might incur from trying this on a DF for other means cannot be attributed to the distributor of said product. No money back guarrantee either.

What was that?
Oh nothing but a pea!

No now that is dangerous.
I will back off, no need to spray me with that.
I want to live damn it!!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:38 pm

Originally posted by CM
no i am a chauvinist plain and simple.

*takes out his uzi*
Do you really want to start this??

*Nippy pushes a button below the bar, a trapdoor opens below CM/Fas and the sound of gnashing jaws, screams and water splashes are heard.*

I knew I brought the crocs back for some reason!

*Fas gets lifted back out of the hole on an elevator, he has torn clothing, cuts and other injuries*

Now how about we stop this nonsense, you drink your tea and stop throwing things!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:40 pm

Hey nippy that was fun.
Can i do that again????

But atleast this time give me some time to beat that damn croc up!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:41 pm

Hey welcome guys!

@ Voodoo, I'm only serving halfs of that stuff... *Memories...

*

@ McB, how quick can you do it without sloshing?

@ DM, Nice to see you mate! How goes things? The Guiness is on the bar.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:42 pm

Restarins Fonzie.....no, I am sure that CM meant some OTHER croc, not your mom.

Fonzie seems doubtfull.....eyeing CM in a suspicious manner.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:45 pm

Impressive, only open for 25 minutes and already a ruckus!

I am a little rusty with the yards, but here goes...

*tilts head back, and starts pouring beer down his throat. It appears as if he is about to post a clean time, when the last few swallows runs down his chin, spilling on the floor.** Rats! It looks as if that one doesn't count. I'd better keep doing this til I get it right!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:46 pm

What the mutt survived as well???

If it is mother well tough.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:49 pm

Hey barkeep! what are the guest ales tonight?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:51 pm

See's Ysh enter, and imediatly turns his attention to her. can I buy you a drink?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:51 pm

Originally posted by McBane
Impressive, only open for 25 minutes and already a ruckus!

I am a little rusty with the yards, but here goes...

*tilts head back, and starts pouring beer down his throat. It appears as if he is about to post a clean time, when the last few swallows runs down his chin, spilling on the floor.** Rats! It looks as if that one doesn't count. I'd better keep doing this til I get it right!

Damn! What a shame! Ah well, I have another 4 or so lined up, I'll keep 'em coming though...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:52 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Hey barkeep! what are the guest ales tonight?

Hey Ysh! Anything that I can pipe from nextdoors kegs!

What can I do you for?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:54 pm

Well since BS is buying (

) I will have a keg of Dartmoor Beast please!

one of the more potent country porters

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:56 pm

Well everyone, I must run.

have a lovely evening.

Oh, BTW, the drinks tonight are on me. (except when BS needs to hit on people, then its on him....)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:57 pm

A very small price to pay for the pleasure of your company Ysh.

So how are you doing today?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:57 pm

I'll have

A glass of water

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:57 pm

Another tea bar boy!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:58 pm

See ya around McBane, I will keep the beer flowing.