The Righteous order of SLURRS

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:39 pm

In protest against the tyranny of the COMMers and the SPAMMers, and inspired by such esteemed members such as Ned and Bloodstalker, I have decided to post a board for all who wish a new beginning, the righteous order of the SLURRS. Being a SLURR requires no special skills, only the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol, and what was known as spamming but shall now be known as slurring by all official members. It also requires the ability to speak incoherently and often incomprehensibly.

So to all who groan under the joint tyranny of the Commers and Spammers, join the SLURRS, we give free drinks with every meeting.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:44 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
In protest against the tyranny of. . . the SPAMMers, and inspired by such esteemed members such as. . . Bloodstalker

Inspired by a spammer in protest against spammers? There's something awfully Weaselly about this whole matter.

we give free drinks with every meeting.

I serve free drinks at my pub and there's no membership required.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
It also requires the ability to speak incoherently and often incomprehensibly.

' Nac Mac Feegle ! Äch ben debei '

(Translates roughly as: "count me in" )

No worries ! I can drink and fight and please ta' ladies ! - Not necesserely in that order ...

Beldin , the Hunchback

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 4:16 pm

Since I first brought up SLURRing in the most recent what is COMM and Spam thread, I guess I'm in by default. Serve it up.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:32 pm

If there is beer, I am in

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
If there is beer, I am in

I second that emotion.

An occasional tequila shot would be nice, too.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:10 pm

Wow, another thread to drink at. How odd.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:17 pm

Ned, have you or me either one gone into a thread without drinking?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:42 pm

God... Not another one....

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:47 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
God... Not another one....

Sorrrrrry. Jease Loius. You guys ask for too much/.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:37 pm

Thats it....smite him God

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 11:51 pm

Re: Re: The Righteous order of SLURRS

Well eventhough I fulfill the alcohol part splendidly(sp?) - I just have to say *OMG- not again*

Maybe one should start an organisation against the starting of more oragnisations and the removale of the old (something like OATSOMOATROFTO).

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 2:29 am

Zzzorry guyz, I passed out watching some vulcano movie after downing a pint of fruit punch; countz me inz (SLURRs everywhere rejoice!)

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:22 am

Hmmm.... a drinking club..........I don't know, I not much of a boozer

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:17 am

I was drinking a straight shot of scotxch one day, and looked up in the sky, full of little furry bunnies, and was frightened, I drank another scothc, and they disappeared to be replaced by many cute kittens, after drinking another shot of kotck, I was feeling slightly tipsy, my coordination was not all as it should be, nor apparently were my eyes, because in the ski I now sew mani mani mani clouds all emanating from my frequent belches, fter dwnkin won mor skitch, stagherin all around, mi min was certanly noot as it shood be, I looooked ahead of mi and saw a bar niked lady, grinnin wildyl, I minged to make it there, onli ****ed out, and woke to find a empty sky and a massive hangover, to assuage my hangover, I began to drink again, lesson there can never be enough alchohol.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:27 am

Well, as far as the bunnies are concerned, I can follow you, but my hallucinations usually involve boozedrinking bears, crocs, fishslapping, mysteriously disappearing miniskirts and truckloads of shine. *sigh, those were the days...* Still, life goes on...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:55 am

What do mean 'those were the days', these are the daze

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:02 am

Well, of course, it's still business as usual, but we just can't go on blatantly drinking fruit punch anymore and filling our days with blessful oblivion. We have to keep a lower profile now, but BToN is still as alive as ever (long live the SLURRs!)

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 4:25 pm

I was SlURRING one day, and something occured to me, I really like beer.

Just trying to test out my avatar, so dismiss my mild mumbling.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 4:27 pm

Spammer