They fight crime! (no, er, spam)
@fable : NOTHING wrong here, but after reading the whole thread in one go I just couldn't contain myself and HAD to comment on the fact that I've never, ever seen a more BIZZARE bunch of people....Originally posted by fable
Why, @Beldin? What's wrong with laughing at a fanciful satire on comicbook/film/television superheroes?
- I really enjoyed reading it - that's why I've put ROFLMAO in my post - I was really "rolling on the floor laughing my a** off "I just think you've carried SATIRE all the way to "MADNESS" and then OUT THE OTHER SIDE....
Not that *I* would qualify as *normal* on any scale.....I think I'm going to like it here...
Sorry if I've come across as unfriendly, it was completely unintentional !
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
BTW @all: - please excuse my english - it's not my native language...!
Beldin.
Beldin.
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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We're not bizarre. We're normal. The people you think of as "normal" are clones made from vegetative matter. If you don't believe me, ask them.Originally posted by Beldin
@fable : NOTHING wrong here, but after reading the whole thread in one go I just couldn't contain myself and HAD to comment on the fact that I've never, ever seen a more BIZZARE bunch of people....
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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He's axe wielding psycho alien with a real axe to grind from the fifth dimension, she's a drug dealing addict with the ability to get high on everything from the Bronx. They fight crime.
I care not for endings or beginnings, but for the eternal and infinite spaces of the universe, and for the endless exploration of eternity, and mysteries which I will find plumbing the infinite depths.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
"Do not turn inward to find peace and wisdom, turn outward instead to find liberation from the narrow boundaries of self", quote from Gary Paul Nabhan, paraphrased of course
"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong" quote from Arthur C. Clarke, thought it was interesting.
Tips on living longer: eat right, exercise, and yes castrate yourself, eunuchs live longer then normal people.
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He's a scarfaced sweet-toothed paramedic fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a scantily clad snooty nun from beyond the grave They fight crime!
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He's a Nobel prize-winning neurotic vampire hunter She's a high-kicking mutant fairy princess living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
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Vegetative matter ?Originally posted by fable
We're not bizarre. We're normal. The people you think of as "normal" are clones made from vegetative matter. If you don't believe me, ask them.
..so you're telling me all those accountants, clercs and government agents are some kind of genetically altered bunch of bananas ?
Or even WAHOONIES ?
No Worries !
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Why, THANK'S .Originally posted by Nippy
Your language is very good!
I try my best .
And having BABYLON installed helps.....
SO - NO WORRIES !
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Found in the SYM archives....
...originally posted by Fable methinks...and strangely fitting in this thread...
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a berserk dwarf with a flaming beard, a halfling bearing heated shish-ka-bob skewers and a gnome, suffering a terrible head cold....
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..."they fight crime " I say ....
No worries !
Beldin, the dwarfthrower
...originally posted by Fable methinks...and strangely fitting in this thread...
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a berserk dwarf with a flaming beard, a halfling bearing heated shish-ka-bob skewers and a gnome, suffering a terrible head cold....
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..."they fight crime " I say ....
No worries !
Beldin, the dwarfthrower
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
He's a deeply religious ninja househusband gone bad. She's a scantily clad extravagent bounty hunter who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's an underprivileged devious paramedic with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a supernatural kleptomaniac bodyguard from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
He's a suave chivalrous Green Beret who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a plucky bisexual Valkyrie married to the Mob. They fight crime!
He's a lonely flyboy cop She's a chain-smoking Buddhist single mother operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed Catholic inventor who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a wealthy cigar-chomping doctor who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
He's a bookish alcoholic firefighter who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a transdimensional insomniac socialite with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
I get all the funny ones!
He's an underprivileged devious paramedic with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a supernatural kleptomaniac bodyguard from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
He's a suave chivalrous Green Beret who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a plucky bisexual Valkyrie married to the Mob. They fight crime!
He's a lonely flyboy cop She's a chain-smoking Buddhist single mother operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed Catholic inventor who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a wealthy cigar-chomping doctor who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
He's a bookish alcoholic firefighter who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a transdimensional insomniac socialite with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
I get all the funny ones!
Desperation -> d espE RAtI on -> A Repo Edsn It -> A Rope Ends It
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Actually, green peppers.Originally posted by Beldin
Vegetative matter ?
..so you're telling me all those accountants, clercs and government agents are some kind of genetically altered bunch of bananas ?
Or even WAHOONIES ?
What, you didn't notice before?
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He's a one-legged vegetarian farmboy from a doomed world. She's a chain-smoking mute research scientist descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Originally posted by fable
Actually, green peppers.
What, you didn't notice before?
No, actually not...
Must be those tomatoes on my eyes....
No Worries, I'll have an old friend for dinner, and will use them to make some salad...
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
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