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Ah, natural selection. Only the strong survive.

nice avatar AN
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Thank you I spent a while trying to find it, I really like dragons, since I saw everyone else with one, I was feeling quite left out. :( So now that is over with I don't feel quite so left out. :)
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Great avatar, AN. And BS, thanks for the congrats! McBane, bring on that special brew! I have to catch up on some SLURRing (I think I'm sobering up already).
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** the actions of Eerhardt **

Hmm... seems there's nobody around these days. Ah, well,...
** pours himself a beer (no fruit punch, since there is none left), finishes his glass and sets out to face the cruel horrors of sober life **
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** enters the tavern **
Say, Ned, we're all out of fruit punch here. And your other supply is gone as well (guess Buzzy's back in town). Care to brew a new batch?
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Kudos to Eerhardt for watching over the operation. We're never out of fruit punch. It's just that I'm the only one with a key to the kegs of secret stash. Out of fruit punch, that's a good one. What would all of SYM do??? ;)
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Good point, Ned. And about looking after the operation, you know you can always count on me to take care of some serious SLURRing; just pour me some of that delicious fruit punch. Oh, my heart aches after that stuff! ** decides to check up on the supplies again and leaves the tavern **
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** enters the tavern, after having made sure there's a continuous supply of booze around for him **
Well, all this drinking has really made me thirsty and it's been quite a while since I had some fruit punch.
** helps himself to the fruit punch **
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** hears somebody outside shouting and decides to check on it, armed with his pint of fruit punch **
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Eerhardt sure is dedicated.
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Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Eerhardt sure is dedicated.
He doesn't want to see this go down...
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I agree Ned....good thing I ain't Waverly, or I might be tempted to take advantage of such loyalty. :cool:
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** enters the Tavern just in time to catch part of Ned's conversation **
Hi, gang! I have to say it isn't an easy job, but the fringe benefits are great ;) ! SLURRing does demand a lot of loyalty!
** makes a mental note "I gotza stop dippin' into me own ale" and fills his pint with beer **
** edits out the beer, edits in a glass and fills it with Jack Daniels **
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I found some appropriare decor for you all :)
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Originally posted by T'lainya
I found some appropriare decor for you all
LOL :D
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Originally posted by T'lainya
I found some appropriate decor for you all :)
I like what you've done with the place. I trust Ned gave you his "ok" on this? ** pours himself a glass of Baileys and offers to pour T'lainya and Georgi another one**
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Staggers in, looks at the new *decour*

That's sweet T....reminds me of somebody.. :rolleyes: :D

So where's the beer? :cool:
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** offers Bloodstalker a BS-sized pint of beer **
Here you go, mate!
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BS Sized??? :eek:

When did we get a crane in here? :D

So I guess you have been entrusted with the upkeep around here....good job dude. :cool:
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What I meant was a pint, the size of which is fit for the amount of alcohol a man of your status can consume ... but I guess a pint your size will do, BS ;) . Good to see you around.
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