The Old Banshee

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:21 pm

*enters tavern*

Hi Nipply !
I've heard Eerhardt is paying tonight ? *leans on the bar*

Could you please give me some Fruitpunch ? I'll try to take it easy tonight...

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:59 pm

yeah..fruitpunches all round if its all the same.
regrettably my Taming of the Shrew has not been added to a single line since I last came in here sobbing about it, and now I have 5000 words to write up tonight. Which I am also not gonna do....what can I say? The system victimises me! I am a victim of circumstances! If only I was a girl I would have done it already! Down with Homewor....*falls comatose as brain is overloaded with anti-feudalist progresivist symolism* urghh...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 2:11 pm

Sorry I haven't been active guys, I'm still doing coursework. The bars all yours tonight, I'm still writing it, feel free to drink whatever the hell you want, it's on me!

@ Frogus, I know what you mean bud, I know what you mean...

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 2:13 pm

I wish I had a job. All you professional people do so little work.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 2:45 pm

Originally posted by frogus
I wish I had a job. All you professional people do so little work.

Well, yes - and no ...

It's hard work to appear busy while you're nearly falling from your chair because you're bored...

Tell them, guys....I can't be the only one who wastes his worktime in here...

Beldin *downs some shine*

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 2:51 pm

I'm pretty sure Fable, Grunt, Waverly and Gwally are all meant to be in the office when they're secretly plotting and sceming here on SYM...he he he

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:37 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Beldin
It's hard work to appear busy while you're nearly falling from your chair because you're bored...
Tell them, guys....I can't be the only one who wastes his worktime in here...

** enters the tavern to catch the bar conversation **Well, thanks to MSN Messenger and e-mail notification, I can easily check up on the forum whenever I want to. ** downs a pint of shine **
Which reminds me... I got some work to do

** leaves the tavern **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 2:43 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** enters the tavern **
Say, Nippy, how are the crocs doing? It's been a while since they've last eaten. Ah, well, I guess that's what's karaoke night is for

. Anyway, I was just stopping by: I'll catch the rest of you later. ** leaves the tavern **

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:17 am

** enters the tavern and orders a pint of Guinness ** So, Nippy, how's the coursework?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:28 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** enters the tavern and orders a pint of Guinness ** So, Nippy, how's the coursework?

Hey man, hows life?

My coursework is all done, dusted and handed in! No more last minute work until my exams....

Here you go, Guiness on the house.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:54 am

!!27!! On the stud test score!
Quikly, pass me a couple af beers and some Tequilla's!!

To work my score up I have to:

1. performe at least 5 one-armed push-ups
2. floor a Ferrari
3. Buy drinks for a whole bar. (drinks are on me

..thats one

)
4. Eat a mammal I killed myself. (Where are those crocs...hmm better take on a hamster or something)
5. Be shot, hit by a car, or stabbed.

Or:

1. Talk my way into a threesome with Cindy Crawford and a French-Swedish Babysitter (Cindy herself is enough too!)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 11:30 am

Here you go man, the spirits cuboard is all yours...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:59 pm

Shoots Rob between the eyes with his tristy slingshot,

As he watches Rob fall to the floor, BS feels the immense satisfaction of helping a friend out.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:04 pm

Excellent a pub is open.
SO BS how is the pub going?
And can i have the usual?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:07 pm

Slides CM a glass of tea..

Well, so far, I have managed to electrocute myself, sick Fonzie on Sleep, and shoot one of the customers.....all in all, my kinda bar.

We seem to have some dedicated patons around here too. That's good, it allows me to ass out for days at a time and still have the bar oen when I get back

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:09 pm

Service, Service

**a parched Ned Flanders takes a seat at the bar**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:11 pm

So, the prodigal returns....both of us.

So how's things Ned?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:16 pm

Thanks for the tea, how you gusy been?
And fonzie and sleep?
Should have guessed it, sleep and his fetishes!
Got to get some food, back in like 20.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:42 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Shoots Rob between the eyes with his tristy slingshot,

As he watches Rob fall to the floor, BS feels the immense satisfaction of helping a friend out.

You're too kind.

Now are you gonna let me floor your ferrari? 250K/MH tops..promise

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:47 pm

What a ferrari where?
Me want to drive as well.