Dear fable !
Originally posted by fable
As for topic titles, you might consider Worst Pickup Lines According to the Ladies. Just an idea, and it's certainly respectful enough.At least, you'll leave SYM on your next trip with all your equipment intact.
Respectful - yes.
A "catcher" - no.
You might consider , oh temporarily advanced one

; that a discussion on "BAD PICK-UP LINES "might well be headed by one

. (Just think of all those advertising slogans...)
For further consideration I beg of you keep in mind that I'm still learning this language that you have been born with, even if it was a while before my appearance on this planet.

(OK, so my father was very shy. Otherwise I would be 10 years older.

Will you hold that against me

?)
And last not least - since you give "writer" as your profession in the "anatomy" - thread you, above all, should know that the BEST ideas always "arrive" in your brain AFTER you've written something

- and since the "edit" functionality of GB doesn't extend to the threadname I'm stuck with what I've done, and I sincerely hope that the Ladies of SYM won't hold a grudge for this.
Originally posted by fable
Well, for starters, don't call me ancient one, or I'll put my canes to ya where the moon don't shine.
I'll try not to repeat that faux-pas, I could not stand the thought of taking of with your means of locomotion wedged in my darkest place and leave you stranded in front of your computer.
Yours truly,
Beldin
