Ned's springfield cartel

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:14 pm

Well I'm sure BS would let you turn the shock up if you ask him very nicely

and signed a waiver of rights as well as allowing GB to donate any remains to science

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:18 pm

Why on earth would science want my remains?

possibly for a warning?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:19 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya

Well I'm sure BS would let you turn the shock up if you ask him very nicely
and signed a waiver of rights as well as allowing GB to donate any remains to science

LMAO!

I intend that nothing left, will be worth salvaging - I am halfway there already!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:20 pm

In that case it's up to BS

after you pay a nominal sum c/o mod retirement fund

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:36 pm

You mods are all in this together!!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:37 pm

Ya think??

Actually we're all pretty much in it for ourselves

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:39 pm

Fear not Ysh, I am willing to take charge of your body, and in return will guarantee no scientific experiments will be done upon you.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:41 pm

**** sorry to turn the subject serious for a second (but where else could I bring it up?) has anyone else read the V.Bokris Lou Reed Biography?.....anyway it turns out that the reason Lou was such a freak was because his parents forced him into elctro-shock therapy during teenage because HE WAS GAY...ugh. Makes me sick and angry thinking about it...

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:43 pm

Thought Flash: Electric shock therepy's so 97'.....what about electric shine therapy?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:45 pm

plug a bottle o' shine into the mains then drink? Tempting...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:55 pm

I'm up for electric shine therapy. Oh wait, I live it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:01 pm

Wait, I got an idea.....Ned, get the shine, I'll get the jumper cables.....expeiramental combination therapy.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:05 pm

Whoa just don't burn all of SYM down

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:05 pm

**Ned produces a jug o'shine and clamps a pair of TV rabbit ears to his head**

Oh boy, is this great!!!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:06 pm

Watches Ned light up like a Christmas tree

:ccol:

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:10 pm

**sparks shoot out of ned's eye sockets. He jumps up from the chair, begins headbanging and start's spouting motorhead**

Get a sweet thing on the side
Home cooking homicide
Side order, could be your daughter
Finger licking good!

BS, you gotta try this.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:12 pm

Takes notes as he observes ned with a cable connected to each rabbit ear and a tube in his mouth feeding shine into him.....

lights flicker, and BS begine to get concerned.......

Smoke starts rising from Neds head and lights dim noticably.....BS is really starting to worry now.

Puts notes away and speaks......

"Don't hog it Ned, There is only so much juice to go around."

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:13 pm

I'm not kidding BS, you gotta try this.

I gotta go. T'l, will you do the honors for BS. thanks.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:16 pm

robnark bounces off to find more jugs 'n jumpleads...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 5:33 pm

See ya Ned

What do ya think BS??